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Old 12-23-2007, 11:08 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris sues, says his tears does not cure cancer.

Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November. Author Ian Spector and two Web sites he runs to promote the book, including www.truthaboutchuck.com, are also named in the suit.

The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.

It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.

Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.

The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks unspecified monetary damages for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights.

Norris, whose real name is Carlos Ray Norris, claims in the suit he is protective of what his name is associated with. He has recently made U.S. headlines for backing Republican presidential candidate former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.

A spokesman for Penguin, owned by Britain's Pearson, was not immediately available for comment.

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Old 12-23-2007, 11:22 PM   #2
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That is very funny,

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:21 AM   #3
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where did you get this one lol
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:23 AM   #4
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I like the one that says "animals don't go extinct. They were hunted by chuck norris"
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:30 AM   #5
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face


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Old 12-24-2007, 04:32 AM   #6
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oh the days of chuck norris. i think i enjoyed jack bauer more tho

sorta strange his name is actually carlos lol
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:35 AM   #7
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oh the days of chuck norris. i think i enjoyed jack bauer more tho

sorta strange his name is actually carlos lol
Chuck Norris would kick the $hit out of Kiefer Sutherland.

Hands down @ss whopping.
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:37 AM   #8
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Chuck Norris would kick the $hit out of Kiefer Sutherland.

Hands down @ss whopping.
jack bauer died for his country, twice, and lived to tell about it.
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:43 AM   #9
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Chuck Norris had sex in the back of a semi, his ***** fell in the gas tank, the truck came to life and we now know this semi as Optimus Prime. LOL!!!!
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:45 AM   #10
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jack bauer died for his country, twice, and lived to tell about it.
But Chuck Norris is a screen name of a martial artist/actor, not a fictional character.

In real life Chuck Norris would mop the ground with Kiefer Sutherland.

It would be like Sylvester Stallone trying to fight Mike Tyson.
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:48 AM   #11
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besides the point. chuck norris is a joke if you wanna get real about it lol
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besides the point. chuck norris is a joke if you wanna get real about it lol
LOL.say that to Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-24-2007, 08:54 AM   #13
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it's funny that he was reading those jokes and laghuing at them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g
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Chuck Norris had sex in the back of a semi, his ***** fell in the gas tank, the truck came to life and we now know this semi as Optimus Prime. LOL!!!!
hahahaha thats the best i've heard yet!

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
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Old 12-24-2007, 11:54 AM   #15
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chuck norris is a nub at life
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and you are a nub backwards
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The powerful PS3 Cell processor actually has Chuck Norris' cells in it.

So technically he is curing cancer with folding@home
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Carlos Norris?
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LOL how old is this? Looks like Chuck doesn't keep up to well on what his name is associated with. This stuff has been around for ages.
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LOL how old is this? Looks like Chuck doesn't keep up to well on what his name is associated with. This stuff has been around for ages.
The book published, however, has not.

Which is where the problem lies. Although in my eyes, it should be protected under satire.
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