Next meeting of the DVD Forum steering committee on Feb. 27

[Grubert]

Originally Posted by blitz6speed

Here is a transcript:

"Today we start our annual meeting. To begin, here is a representative from toshiba."

"Thanks for the floor. I would like to start off by saying, WTFBBQ happened? I hate you warner *middle finger*. I REGRET NOTHING!!!!! Down with dope, up with hope!"

That was funny. Other likely scenarios:

Chairman (from Toshiba): The chair wants to welcome new Steering Committee members Memory-Tech and Paramount. Philips and JVC, don't let the door hit you on the arse.

Memory-Tech: Thank you, chairman. We are a big technology contributor and the main developer of triple-layer HD DVD... (uncomfortable silence)

Chairman: The Paramount rep has the floor.

Paramount: Yeah, okay, I know I'm only sitting here because it was part of the package we got offered last year. But I sure not going to give it up because you killed your precious little format.

Chairman: (briefly considers seppuku) Okay, let us begin. (looks at the agenda) ... "HD DVD-RW specification" - skip that - "Final specifications for Triple Layer Twin Format" - nope - "China- HD DVD" - you must be joking... Okay, there's nothing left. Coffee and donuts everyone!

I'm kidding (partly).