All BLU & HD-DVD stolen from my Wal-mart

[Alan Gordon]

Originally Posted by dialog_gvf

You ask that about a world that has nothing better to do than pass around photos of celebrity upskirt shots?

Speaking of skirts...

Years ago (we're talking 80s here), my uncle was a manager for a store in a mall... and while it was a different store and he didn't see this himself, obviously this kind of a story would make its rounds throughout the entire mall.

It seems this woman wanted herself a new TV, so she went to the electronics store, grabbed one of the TVs (I'm wanting to say it was a 19 inch) and stuck it between her legs (she was wearing a dress) and walked out of the store with it. Now, I honestly can't remember if somebody noticed something odd about her as she walked out of the store, or they just noticed the TV was gone, but they alerted the security guards. The guards, I'm assuming in sheer amazement decided NOT to arrest her right then, but to wait until AFTER she got outside... so they watched as this woman carried out the TV between her legs until she almost got to her car when they stopped her.

The story would be better if I could remember some of the details, but the story is true!

~Alan