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The Lion King · 05-13-2008, 10:28 PM

The only movie he should ever make is a snuff film in which he kills himself on camera.

Gamma_Winstead · 05-13-2008, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Lion King

The only movie he should ever make is a snuff film in which he kills himself on camera.

500 mil opening day! I'd go see it!

*I'm kidding*

McHairy21 · 05-13-2008, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Charles3669

I hope Uwe Boll dies of genital cancer.

And Suffers Until His Demise With The Burning Pee

"Grand Theft Auto would be super interesting for me"

And In Case You Didn't Catch It, Uwe Boll Is Super Bad At Talking. What A ****tard

supersix4 · 05-13-2008, 11:01 PM

meh, I could just see it's greatness getting ruined, since it would be a tough movie to make.

Ukujiku · 05-14-2008, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Charles3669

He has only made some of the worst stuff committed to film usually videogame adaptations like bloodrayne 1 and 2 and house of the dead which all suck hard. he lied about being contacted to do a metal gear solid movie, and kojima blogged that they would never do a film with him. he has said that michael bay is a "****in idiot" and stated he himself is better than mainstream hollywood directors. he also claimed his next film will beat indiana jones at the box office. he is a modern day ed wood without as much vision or talent.

except Ed Wood's films are just so bad they're funny, where as Uwe Blow's film are just plain bad.

The Lion King · 05-14-2008, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ukujiku

except Ed Wood's films are just so bad they're funny, where as Uwe Blow's film are just plain bad.

+1

Ed Wood's films are good bad films. His are bad bad films.

BluPayne4400 · 05-14-2008, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by supersix4

meh, I could just see it's greatness getting ruined, since it would be a tough movie to make.

oh yeah GTA is waaaayy too fictional

DetroitSportsFan · 05-14-2008, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by The Lion King

The only movie he should ever make is a snuff film in which he kills himself on camera.

A real life Hostel movie with Dr. Boll huh?

Charles3669 · 05-14-2008, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by The Lion King

+1

Ed Wood's films are good bad films. His are bad bad films.

Yeah, at least Ed Wood had a vision. Uwe Boll makes stuff that pains me to watch because there is nothing there. not one thing about his films are good. not the special fx, cinematography, acting, screenplay and so on. I would rather put my balls in a vice than watch his crap. Germany is terrible they gave us Hitler and the nazis now Uwe Boll? They better get their act together or they wont be getting any of my business.

JonBidinger · 05-14-2008, 02:32 AM

I knew that the R* head honchos said that there would be no GTA movies, but this still made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

jadedeath · 05-14-2008, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SeahawxBlu

He has a rather high opinion of himself, doesn't he?

He reminds me of someone that I work with.

It's ok to be an egomaniac if you've done something that gives someone an ego {George Lucas and Tarantino come up as examples} but to be an egomaniac when all that you've produced is shit is sickening.

Logan

X-Ninja · 05-14-2008, 03:15 AM

I dispise his movies, and hate him for the whole Michael Bay thing - but still...

Im seeing the Postal movie the second its released in english.

I dont even think he could screw up a postal movie.

Though... it wouldnt suprise me.

oh... and um... House of the dead 2 was terrible.

PepeGameblouse · 05-14-2008, 04:49 AM

he's not very good at all. I would have loved to see stanley kubrick direct it. that's a guy who knows about brutal. or even oliver stone. they would make good movies and make sure it makes a lot of money.

Charles3669 · 05-14-2008, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PepeGameblouse

he's not very good at all. I would have loved to see stanley kubrick direct it. that's a guy who knows about brutal. or even oliver stone. they would make good movies and make sure it makes a lot of money.

You know Kubrick is dead? And I would love to see anyone direct besides uwe boll. A kid with a handicam could do more justice to a film.

ToonyLoons · 05-14-2008, 05:46 AM

Uwe Boll needs to be stopped.

Heart_Collector · 05-14-2008, 05:47 AM

You guys are F'ing brutal.

You do realize the interviewer asked a theoretical question, right?

Charles3669 · 05-14-2008, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Heart_Collector

You guys are F'ing brutal.

You do realize the interviewer asked a theoretical question, right?

Yes we do realize that, and theoretically it wouldn't hurt if Uwe Boll was locked in a portable toilet, set on fire, and pushed down a hill.

Heart_Collector · 05-14-2008, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Charles3669

Yes we do realize that, and theoretically it wouldn't hurt if Uwe Boll was locked in a portable toilet, set on fire, and pushed down a hill.

'K. Sorry. (backs out of the room slowly)

Marcusarilius · 05-14-2008, 06:11 AM

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'K. Sorry. (backs out of the room slowly)

Don't make eye contact...

CobraComander · 05-14-2008, 11:12 AM

Dave Chappelle did a skit of GTA on his show...I'd leave it at that.

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05-13-2008, 10:28 PM	#21
The Lion King Special Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Somewhere you aren't. Blu-ray collection:48 Blu-ray reviews:20	The only movie he should ever make is a snuff film in which he kills himself on camera.

05-13-2008, 11:01 PM	#24
supersix4 Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Mar 2007 Blu-ray collection:572 Blu-ray reviews: 53 Trading Score:3	meh, I could just see it's greatness getting ruined, since it would be a tough movie to make.

05-14-2008, 02:32 AM	#30
JonBidinger Active Member Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 4K collection:36 Blu-ray collection:375	I knew that the R* head honchos said that there would be no GTA movies, but this still made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

05-14-2008, 03:15 AM	#32
X-Ninja Special Member Member since:Jul 2007 Location:North Bay, Ontario Posts: Over 1100.......... PSNetwork- Axecution Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:6	I dispise his movies, and hate him for the whole Michael Bay thing - but still... Im seeing the Postal movie the second its released in english. I dont even think he could screw up a postal movie. Though... it wouldnt suprise me. oh... and um... House of the dead 2 was terrible.

05-14-2008, 04:49 AM	#33
PepeGameblouse Active Member Member since:May 2008 Location:Pennsylvania Blu-ray collection:277 Blu-ray reviews:2	he's not very good at all. I would have loved to see stanley kubrick direct it. that's a guy who knows about brutal. or even oliver stone. they would make good movies and make sure it makes a lot of money.

05-14-2008, 05:46 AM	#35
ToonyLoons Expert Member Member since:Apr 2007 Blu-ray collection:130	Uwe Boll needs to be stopped.

05-14-2008, 05:47 AM	#36
Heart_Collector Senior Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Texas	You guys are F'ing brutal. You do realize the interviewer asked a theoretical question, right?

05-14-2008, 11:12 AM	#40
CobraComander Active Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:North East Colorado Blu-ray collection:1198	Dave Chappelle did a skit of GTA on his show...I'd leave it at that.

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