do you have any humorous run ins with the police?

[Psychonaut]

I was in Georgia headed to Florida and was screaming down the highway at 85 when I passed a trooper. He whips out behind me, as I knew he was going to and in no time, filled my rear view mirror with blue and red. I pull over and, trying to think on my feet, burst out of the car, run to the back, lay down on the ground and start looking at the undercarriage. Confused, the officer squats down next to me and asks what's going on. I tell him I heard a loud noise coming from under the car and ask if he can see anything. He breaks out his flashlight and starts looking. Naturally, we don't see anything so I get up, thank him for his help, get back in the car, and drive off. He told me, "Good luck with the car" too.

I was driving on base one time in Florida. I had the windows down and my music was moderately loud. I roll up to a stop sign, spy a base police car, come to a complete stop, and go on through. The guy whips out behind me and pulls me over. Long story short, he ends up giving me a ticket because I looked like I was in a hurry. I never broke any laws, I guess I had that look of intent to speed so he nipped it in the bud. There was no fine for tickets on base but after 3, you were restricted from parking on base for a while. I had 17 in my glove box when he issued that