Chuck Norris Facts (pertaining to blu-ray only) - Page 3 - Blu-ray Forum

camper · 01-23-2009, 07:33 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't watch Blu-Rays...Blu-Rays watch him.

camper

crackinhedz · 01-23-2009, 08:09 PM

Chuck Norris once put a bluray disc inside a VHS cassette player and it worked.

My_Two_Cents · 01-23-2009, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpompeo

chuck norris doesn't watch movies in high definition, he lives in high definition.

chuck norris doesn't watch bluray's the blurays watch him...... like this

Quote:

Originally Posted by camper

Chuck Norris doesn't watch Blu-Rays...Blu-Rays watch him.

camper

Plagiarist!!!

camper · 01-23-2009, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

Plagiarist!!!

When Chuck Norris plagarises Chuck Norris facts about Blu Ray, they are instantly considered new facts and the original poster explodes in a fine red mist.

camper
(who missed the original mention and didn't mean to plagarise.....)

crackinhedz · 01-23-2009, 08:18 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't update firmware. He simply roundhouse kicks the player, then two seconds later customer service is at his door ready to update it for him.

crackinhedz · 01-23-2009, 08:22 PM

One time, the disc skipped while Chuck Norris was watching a movie.

...Believe me, it never made that mistake EVER again.

Purplegrasshopper · 01-23-2009, 08:22 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't buy speaker cables. He simply roundhouse kicks a spool of copper wire and they appear.

Sussudio · 01-23-2009, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackinhedz

One time, the disc skipped while Chuck Norris was watching a movie.

...Believe me, it never made that mistake EVER again.

that was great

best OT thread ever

JamesKurtovich · 01-23-2009, 08:33 PM

Studios have not yet released a Chuck Norris title for fear of a bad "review" from Norris himself.

My_Two_Cents · 01-23-2009, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camper

When Chuck Norris plagarises Chuck Norris facts about Blu Ray, they are instantly considered new facts and the original poster explodes in a fine red mist.

camper
(who missed the original mention and didn't mean to plagarise.....)

LOL.

My_Two_Cents · 01-23-2009, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackinhedz

One time, the disc skipped while Chuck Norris was watching a movie.

...Believe me, it never made that mistake EVER again.

You are definitely winning in the best CNF contest!

JamesKurtovich · 01-23-2009, 08:44 PM

The only reason why people still buy DVD's is because Chuck Norris can still play DVD's in his Blu-ray player.

camper · 01-23-2009, 08:50 PM

Chuck Norris once stepped in a pile of horse manure and used a blank DVD to scrape it off of his killer looking boots. The Toshiba executive he was having lunch with later picked it out of the trash can, and it became the HD-DVD prototype.

camper

donricouga · 01-23-2009, 08:54 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't have blu-ray. Hell he doesn't even have DVD, he just watches VHS and roundhouse kicks the *$%# out of it till it becomes 2160p with lossless audio. Hence, "Slaughter in San Francisco" on VHS is reference quality material.

I am also trying ! First Blu-ray CNF so go easy on me

<-- Chuck Norris Sig

JamesKurtovich · 01-23-2009, 08:54 PM

They say you can't get uncompressed PCM through your TV speakers but Chuck Norris can. With his fists.

crackinhedz · 01-23-2009, 08:54 PM

donricouga, sweet avatar!

My_Two_Cents · 01-23-2009, 08:56 PM

Chuck Norris can purchase Monster Cables....FOR COST!

donricouga · 01-23-2009, 09:05 PM

Another CNF.

Blu-ray debuted after HD-DVD because chuck norris was watching HD-DVD and was tired of the low bitrates. So he roundhouse kicked the crap out of HD-DVD until, out of total terror, it suddenly aquired higher bitrates. His good friend Ray turned blue out of sheer amazement that chuck norris blessed the new format with his awesomeness that we know as blu-ray.

Yeah I know cheezy !

JamesKurtovich · 01-23-2009, 09:14 PM

Chuck Norris registered at Blu-ray.com. He has more titles than you and his HT Gallery ALWAYS has a higher rating than yours.

Go Blue · 01-23-2009, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackinhedz

Chuck Norris doesn't update firmware. He simply roundhouse kicks the player, then two seconds later customer service is at his door ready to update it for him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

You are definitely winning in the best CNF contest!

+1!

01-23-2009, 09:14 PM	#59
JamesKurtovich Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Alaska Home Theater Gallery:6 Blu-ray collection:229 Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:2	Chuck Norris registered at Blu-ray.com. He has more titles than you and his HT Gallery ALWAYS has a higher rating than yours. Last edited by JamesKurtovich; 01-23-2009 at 09:17 PM.

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01-23-2009, 07:33 PM	#41
camper Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2007 Blu-ray collection:367 DVD collection:445 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	Chuck Norris doesn't watch Blu-Rays...Blu-Rays watch him. camper

01-23-2009, 08:09 PM	#42
crackinhedz Super Moderator Member since:Feb 2007 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:8 Trading Score:19	Chuck Norris once put a bluray disc inside a VHS cassette player and it worked.

01-23-2009, 08:18 PM	#45
crackinhedz Super Moderator Member since:Feb 2007 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:8 Trading Score:19	Chuck Norris doesn't update firmware. He simply roundhouse kicks the player, then two seconds later customer service is at his door ready to update it for him.

01-23-2009, 08:22 PM	#46
crackinhedz Super Moderator Member since:Feb 2007 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:8 Trading Score:19	One time, the disc skipped while Chuck Norris was watching a movie. ...Believe me, it never made that mistake EVER again.

01-23-2009, 08:22 PM	#47
Purplegrasshopper Expert Member Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Las Vegas, NV Blu-ray collection:13	Chuck Norris doesn't buy speaker cables. He simply roundhouse kicks a spool of copper wire and they appear.

01-23-2009, 08:33 PM	#49
JamesKurtovich Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Alaska Home Theater Gallery:6 Blu-ray collection:229 Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:2	Studios have not yet released a Chuck Norris title for fear of a bad "review" from Norris himself.

01-23-2009, 08:44 PM	#52
JamesKurtovich Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Alaska Home Theater Gallery:6 Blu-ray collection:229 Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:2	The only reason why people still buy DVD's is because Chuck Norris can still play DVD's in his Blu-ray player.

01-23-2009, 08:50 PM	#53
camper Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2007 Blu-ray collection:367 DVD collection:445 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	Chuck Norris once stepped in a pile of horse manure and used a blank DVD to scrape it off of his killer looking boots. The Toshiba executive he was having lunch with later picked it out of the trash can, and it became the HD-DVD prototype. camper

01-23-2009, 08:54 PM	#54
donricouga Senior Member Member since:Jan 2007 Location:Atlanta, GA Blu-ray collection:138 Blu-ray reviews: 9 Trading Score:1	Chuck Norris doesn't have blu-ray. Hell he doesn't even have DVD, he just watches VHS and roundhouse kicks the *$%# out of it till it becomes 2160p with lossless audio. Hence, "Slaughter in San Francisco" on VHS is reference quality material. I am also trying ! First Blu-ray CNF so go easy on me <-- Chuck Norris Sig

01-23-2009, 08:56 PM	#57
My_Two_Cents Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Wherever I may roam.... Home Theater Gallery:40 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:507 DVD collection:19 Blu-ray reviews: 1 Trading Score:4	Chuck Norris can purchase Monster Cables....FOR COST!

01-23-2009, 09:05 PM	#58
donricouga Senior Member Member since:Jan 2007 Location:Atlanta, GA Blu-ray collection:138 Blu-ray reviews: 9 Trading Score:1	Another CNF. Blu-ray debuted after HD-DVD because chuck norris was watching HD-DVD and was tired of the low bitrates. So he roundhouse kicked the crap out of HD-DVD until, out of total terror, it suddenly aquired higher bitrates. His good friend Ray turned blue out of sheer amazement that chuck norris blessed the new format with his awesomeness that we know as blu-ray. Yeah I know cheezy !

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