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n90guy · 01-30-2009, 01:02 PM

Stewie to Brian(not verbatum): Soooooo, hows that book coming along...hmmmmm......taken quite a while...hmmmmmm.....must be amazing.....friends become enemies....enemies become friends......tortured protagonist hunting down a terrorizing antagonist....hhmmmmmmmmmmmm........

My_Two_Cents · 01-30-2009, 01:05 PM

(after Peter lays down red carpet, waking up Lois, they argue.)
Lois: (pinning Peter to the carpet) Are you gonna go to Meg's play or not?
Peter: (Crying) Yes!
Lois: You like eating red carpet, tough guy?
Peter: Yes!
(cut to Quagmire who is outside, overhears argument)
Lois: Say you like eating red carpet!
Peter: I like eating red carpet!
Quagmire: (faints, twitches) Giggity

P@t_Mtl · 01-30-2009, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

(after Peter lays down red carpet, waking up Lois, they argue.)
Lois: (pinning Peter to the carpet) Are you gonna go to Meg's play or not?
Peter: (Crying) Yes!
Lois: You like eating red carpet, tough guy?
Peter: Yes!
(cut to Quagmire who is outside, overhears argument)
Lois: Say you like eating red carpet!
Peter: I like eating red carpet!
Quagmire: (faints, twitches) Giggity

Yeah that one had me ROTFL

just way too funny

master_8ball · 01-30-2009, 01:12 PM

"I'm just a prom night dumpster baby"
- the dancing dumpster baby

jeffcapfiat · 01-30-2009, 01:25 PM

The guy in the Chicken suit: "Y2k! Y2K!"
Peter: "Are selling chicken or sex jelly?"

jeffcapfiat · 01-30-2009, 01:27 PM

The Kool Aid man bursting through the courtroom wall: "Oh Yeah!!"

dvd_mazter · 01-30-2009, 01:45 PM

Cleveland: And boom goes the dynamite!

I laughed so hard when he said that

Ferris · 01-30-2009, 01:52 PM

Meg: I cant believe my stupid parents are going to spend five stupid days following stupid Kiss on tour. That's painful.
Peter Griffin: Not as painful as a tire iron upside your head.
Meg: What?
Peter Griffin: Nothing.

mattstat · 01-30-2009, 02:27 PM

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over

McLovin · 01-30-2009, 02:30 PM

Lois: Who wants cake?

Stewie (disguised as a little girl): None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina. [to Brian] That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?

jeff BD · 01-30-2009, 02:31 PM

Stewie: "I would like ice cream, but no sprinkles, if I find one sprinkle I shall kill you".

supersix4 · 01-30-2009, 02:38 PM

"Perhaps it was the noid that should have avoided me"

adam west ! kills the dominos pizza noid

Chordata · 01-30-2009, 02:40 PM

"That's great kid, don't get penisy."

mattstat · 01-30-2009, 02:50 PM

Meg - I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts....
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg - I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois just keep staring)
Meg - You dont know anything about me. (she runs upstairs)
Peter - Who was that guy?

SouthernBluBelle · 01-30-2009, 03:03 PM

Peter at a job interview....

Employer: So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Peter: (looks at picture on the guy's desk and thinks Don't say doing your wife, Don't say doing your wife, Don't say doing your wife...) uh, Doing your........son

nick1091 · 01-30-2009, 03:23 PM

Peter: Mr. Weed, I don't care what the guys at work say. I don't think you're an effeminate weirdo.

zombieking · 01-30-2009, 03:36 PM

Quagmire "Cleveland, what did you do to get out of your marriage?"

Cleveland "You slept with my wife."

blu-mood · 01-30-2009, 03:39 PM

2 of my favorites are from the same episode, where Stewie builds a time machine to fix his teething pain and Peter builds a bar in the basement:

Stewie (after Peter has stuck his alcohol-dipped finger into Stewie's mouth): "Good God, man! One can only imagine what foul regions that finger has erstwhile probed!"

Stewie's newly-sprouted incisor: "I'm free, free! I claim this mouth in the name of incisor!"
Stewie's new bicuspid: "I think not!"
Incisor: "Bicuspid! We meet again."
Bicuspid: "Have at you!"
Incisor: "En garde!"

phastm3 · 01-30-2009, 04:02 PM

This is absolutely my all time favorite! This is the episode they go shopping to buy Meg a car.

Meg: I love it! Dad, this is the car...
Peter: Ah, da da, hang, hang on a second, Meg. What can you tell me about this one?
Car Salesman: Oh, that's just an old tank I use for those commercials where I declare "war" on high prices. Now about that sedan...
Peter: Ahblahahblablabla...hang on there slick. Now I see your game. We come in here wanting a practical car, but then you dangle this tank in front of me and expect me to walk away. Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot. Now I demand you tell me more about this tank!

ROTFL!!! I love it!

phastm3 · 01-30-2009, 04:04 PM

Another one...

Clevland:Uuuuhhhhh...I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure it's raining bi***es.

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01-30-2009, 01:02 PM	#41
n90guy Active Member Member since:Oct 2007 Location:Charlottesville Blu-ray collection:93	Stewie to Brian(not verbatum): Soooooo, hows that book coming along...hmmmmm......taken quite a while...hmmmmmm.....must be amazing.....friends become enemies....enemies become friends......tortured protagonist hunting down a terrorizing antagonist....hhmmmmmmmmmmmm........

01-30-2009, 01:05 PM	#42
My_Two_Cents Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Wherever I may roam.... Home Theater Gallery:40 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:507 DVD collection:19 Blu-ray reviews: 1 Trading Score:4	(after Peter lays down red carpet, waking up Lois, they argue.) Lois: (pinning Peter to the carpet) Are you gonna go to Meg's play or not? Peter: (Crying) Yes! Lois: You like eating red carpet, tough guy? Peter: Yes! (cut to Quagmire who is outside, overhears argument) Lois: Say you like eating red carpet! Peter: I like eating red carpet! Quagmire: (faints, twitches) Giggity

01-30-2009, 01:12 PM	#44
master_8ball Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Ontario, Canada Home Theater Gallery:19 Blu-ray collection:675 Blu-ray reviews: 7 Trading Score:2	"I'm just a prom night dumpster baby" - the dancing dumpster baby

01-30-2009, 01:25 PM	#45
jeffcapfiat Member Member since:Dec 2007 4K collection:320 Blu-ray collection:1725 DVD collection:264	The guy in the Chicken suit: "Y2k! Y2K!" Peter: "Are selling chicken or sex jelly?"

01-30-2009, 01:27 PM	#46
jeffcapfiat Member Member since:Dec 2007 4K collection:320 Blu-ray collection:1725 DVD collection:264	The Kool Aid man bursting through the courtroom wall: "Oh Yeah!!"

01-30-2009, 01:45 PM	#47
dvd_mazter Power Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Winnipeg, Manitoba Home Theater Gallery:9 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:740 Blu-ray reviews: 146	Cleveland: And boom goes the dynamite! I laughed so hard when he said that

01-30-2009, 01:52 PM	#48
Ferris Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Tampa Bay Area Blu-ray collection:79 Trading Score:1	Meg: I cant believe my stupid parents are going to spend five stupid days following stupid Kiss on tour. That's painful. Peter Griffin: Not as painful as a tire iron upside your head. Meg: What? Peter Griffin: Nothing.

01-30-2009, 02:27 PM	#49
mattstat Active Member Top contributor Member since:Jul 2008 Location:Lethbridge, AB Blu-ray collection:149 Blu-ray reviews: 3	Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over

01-30-2009, 02:30 PM	#50
McLovin Active Member Member since:Sep 2007 Blu-ray collection:202 Trading Score:21	Lois: Who wants cake? Stewie (disguised as a little girl): None for me, thanks. It's gonna go straight to my vagina. [to Brian] That's what girl's worry about, right? Having big vaginas?

01-30-2009, 02:31 PM	#51
jeff BD Power Member Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:3	Stewie: "I would like ice cream, but no sprinkles, if I find one sprinkle I shall kill you".

01-30-2009, 02:38 PM	#52
supersix4 Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Mar 2007 Blu-ray collection:572 Blu-ray reviews: 53 Trading Score:3	"Perhaps it was the noid that should have avoided me" adam west ! kills the dominos pizza noid

01-30-2009, 02:40 PM	#53
Chordata Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Home of N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys Blu-ray collection:75 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:1	"That's great kid, don't get penisy."

01-30-2009, 02:50 PM	#54
mattstat Active Member Top contributor Member since:Jul 2008 Location:Lethbridge, AB Blu-ray collection:149 Blu-ray reviews: 3	Meg - I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.... (Lois and Peter stare in silence) Meg - I'm allergic to peanuts. (Peter and Lois just keep staring) Meg - You dont know anything about me. (she runs upstairs) Peter - Who was that guy?

01-30-2009, 03:03 PM	#55
SouthernBluBelle Member Member since:Dec 2007 Location:MS Blu-ray collection:89	Peter at a job interview.... Employer: So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years? Peter: (looks at picture on the guy's desk and thinks Don't say doing your wife, Don't say doing your wife, Don't say doing your wife...) uh, Doing your........son

01-30-2009, 03:23 PM	#56
nick1091 Senior Member Member since:Dec 2007 4K collection:111 Blu-ray collection:672	Peter: Mr. Weed, I don't care what the guys at work say. I don't think you're an effeminate weirdo.

01-30-2009, 03:36 PM	#57
zombieking Special Member Member since:May 2007 Location:CANADA Blu-ray collection:304 Blu-ray reviews: 18	Quagmire "Cleveland, what did you do to get out of your marriage?" Cleveland "You slept with my wife."

01-30-2009, 03:39 PM	#58
blu-mood Active Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Ridgewood, NJ 4K collection:121 Blu-ray collection:390 Trading Score:7	2 of my favorites are from the same episode, where Stewie builds a time machine to fix his teething pain and Peter builds a bar in the basement: Stewie (after Peter has stuck his alcohol-dipped finger into Stewie's mouth): "Good God, man! One can only imagine what foul regions that finger has erstwhile probed!" Stewie's newly-sprouted incisor: "I'm free, free! I claim this mouth in the name of incisor!" Stewie's new bicuspid: "I think not!" Incisor: "Bicuspid! We meet again." Bicuspid: "Have at you!" Incisor: "En garde!"

01-30-2009, 04:02 PM	#59
phastm3 Active Member Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Michigan 4K collection:4 Blu-ray collection:182 Trading Score:1	This is absolutely my all time favorite! This is the episode they go shopping to buy Meg a car. Meg: I love it! Dad, this is the car... Peter: Ah, da da, hang, hang on a second, Meg. What can you tell me about this one? Car Salesman: Oh, that's just an old tank I use for those commercials where I declare "war" on high prices. Now about that sedan... Peter: Ahblahahblablabla...hang on there slick. Now I see your game. We come in here wanting a practical car, but then you dangle this tank in front of me and expect me to walk away. Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot. Now I demand you tell me more about this tank! ROTFL!!! I love it!

01-30-2009, 04:04 PM	#60
phastm3 Active Member Member since:Aug 2007 Location:Michigan 4K collection:4 Blu-ray collection:182 Trading Score:1	Another one... Clevland:Uuuuhhhhh...I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure it's raining bi***es.

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