Chuck Norris Facts - Page 4 - Blu-ray Forum

tommyboy81 · 02-06-2009, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeremy1983

You sir, must have a death wish

Ok. Everybody knows when the ladies look at him with his back hair that they think he's a Sexy Beast.

Purplegrasshopper · 09-20-2009, 04:12 PM

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Secretagentnumber6 · 09-20-2009, 04:31 PM

Chuck Norris does not live on the edge, the edge lives on Chuck Norris.

Blu Ray is not a laser, it is in effect small piece of Chuck Norris inserted into a normal DVD player that makes it roundhouse kick your senses.

Q? · 09-20-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by KamiAmaya

I think it started on Conan O'Brien, could be wrong though...

Hey guys, go to google, type in "Find Chuck Norris" then hit I'm Feeling Lucky

that was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purplegrasshopper · 09-20-2009, 07:53 PM

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

tommyboy81 · 09-20-2009, 10:35 PM

Chuck taught Bob Barker Kung Fu.

GLaDOS · 09-20-2009, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeremy1983

List your favorite Chuck Norris facts. Here's mine:

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purplegrasshopper

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

He already said that....

I recently clicked "I'm feeling lucky" on Google, and this is what happens....

Quote:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person

My_Two_Cents · 09-20-2009, 11:52 PM

LOL. I just got back from Wal-Mart, and in killing time while the wife picked some things up, I was thumbing through the posters. What do I see but a Chuck Norris Poster with ~50 of these types of 'facts'.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

tbizzle · 09-21-2009, 12:45 AM

I think everyone needs to chill out and have a

GLaDOS · 09-21-2009, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ricshoe

LOL. I just got back from Wal-Mart, and in killing time while the wife picked some things up, I was thumbing through the posters. What do I see but a Chuck Norris Poster with ~50 of these types of 'facts'.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris knows the accurate number for Pi.

Purplegrasshopper · 09-21-2009, 02:01 AM

Secretagentnumber6 · 09-21-2009, 02:28 AM

THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY:

Sylin · 09-21-2009, 02:42 AM

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Jellybeans · 09-21-2009, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Purplegrasshopper

Oh, my! lol

Steve · 09-21-2009, 03:47 AM

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Diesel · 09-21-2009, 04:05 AM

Attachment 7785

It's supposed to say Jack Bauer, but I edited it for this thread.

HeManster03 · 09-21-2009, 07:57 PM

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight next to his bed...
Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Blu-Benny · 09-21-2009, 08:05 PM

My absolute favorite….actually remember a forum member had this as his sig:

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse, hence the creation of the Giraffe.

GLaDOS · 09-21-2009, 09:37 PM

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris sues MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

When Chuck Norris talks, everyone listens, then dies.

GORT · 09-22-2009, 01:32 AM

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09-21-2009, 04:05 AM	#76
Diesel Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Digital collection:- Blu-ray reviews: 31 Trading Score:10	Attachment 7785 It's supposed to say Jack Bauer, but I edited it for this thread. Last edited by Diesel; 03-07-2015 at 11:37 PM.

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Secretagentnumber6 Blu-ray Guru Member since:Mar 2008 Location:St Louis Area Home Theater Gallery:15 Blu-ray collection:212 Trading Score:4	Chuck Norris does not live on the edge, the edge lives on Chuck Norris. Blu Ray is not a laser, it is in effect small piece of Chuck Norris inserted into a normal DVD player that makes it roundhouse kick your senses.

09-20-2009, 07:53 PM	#65
Purplegrasshopper Expert Member Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Las Vegas, NV Blu-ray collection:13	Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

09-20-2009, 10:35 PM	#66
tommyboy81 Blu-ray Count Member since:Oct 2007 Location:Savannah, GA Home Theater Gallery:17 Blu-ray collection:93 Blu-ray reviews:3 Trading Score:2	Chuck taught Bob Barker Kung Fu.

09-20-2009, 11:52 PM	#68
My_Two_Cents Blu-ray Knight Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Wherever I may roam.... Home Theater Gallery:40 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:507 DVD collection:19 Blu-ray reviews: 1 Trading Score:4	LOL. I just got back from Wal-Mart, and in killing time while the wife picked some things up, I was thumbing through the posters. What do I see but a Chuck Norris Poster with ~50 of these types of 'facts'. Chuck Norris can divide by zero

09-21-2009, 12:45 AM	#69
tbizzle Blu-ray Ninja Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Folsom, CA Home Theater Gallery:61 4K collection:47 Blu-ray collection:571 Trading Score:55	I think everyone needs to chill out and have a

09-21-2009, 02:01 AM	#71
Purplegrasshopper Expert Member Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Las Vegas, NV Blu-ray collection:13

09-21-2009, 02:28 AM	#72
Secretagentnumber6 Blu-ray Guru Member since:Mar 2008 Location:St Louis Area Home Theater Gallery:15 Blu-ray collection:212 Trading Score:4	THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY:

09-21-2009, 02:42 AM	#73
Sylin Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jun 2007 Location:Nashville Blu-ray collection:1 Trading Score:159	Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

09-21-2009, 03:47 AM	#75
Steve Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:May 2008 Location:Anna, TX 4K collection:128 Blu-ray collection:416 Trading Score:41	Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

09-21-2009, 07:57 PM	#77
HeManster03 Senior Member Member since:Oct 2008 Location:Northeast Ohio Home Theater Gallery:49 Blu-ray collection:4 Blu-ray reviews:1	Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight next to his bed... Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

09-21-2009, 08:05 PM	#78
Blu-Benny Michael Bay's #1 Fan Top contributor Member since:Aug 2008 Location:Wisconsin Home Theater Gallery:39 Blu-ray collection:552 DVD collection:108 Trading Score:138	My absolute favorite….actually remember a forum member had this as his sig: Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse, hence the creation of the Giraffe.

09-21-2009, 09:37 PM	#79
GLaDOS Blu-ray Count Top contributor Member since:May 2009 Location:Fujiwara Tofu Shop 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:114 Blu-ray reviews: 5	Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris sues MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. When Chuck Norris talks, everyone listens, then dies.

09-22-2009, 01:32 AM	#80
GORT Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Nov 2007 Location:Reducing Your Planet To A Burned Out Cinder Blu-ray collection:295	633760373052088900-chucknorris.jpg

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