Chuck Norris Facts (pertaining to blu-ray only) - Page 5 - Blu-ray Forum

JamesKurtovich · 01-24-2009, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by crackinhedz

The average person had to mail in their bluray player UPC barcode in order to receive the "free bluray movies" promo.

Chuck Norris got to pick his movie's out at the store. No questions asked.

lmao, this one really cracked me up. I like the punchline - "NO questions asked." Period. Chuck is the man!

pBLU-RAYs3 · 01-24-2009, 05:43 AM

1) Chuck Norris can spell it blue-ray or call it blu dvd but to our eyes & ears it will come out blu-ray.
2) Chuck Norris has no problem paying $39.99usd full price even if it's in monoply money.
3) Chuck Norris got into blu-ray, hd-dvd surrendered immediately.

Anthony P · 01-24-2009, 03:54 PM

After seeing a movie on BD , Chuck Norris told Toshiba to quit HD DVD and they did

Chuck Norris can see the difference in video quality between the BD and the DVD of the same movie just by looking at the disk

The PS3 never has any issues with BD playback, that is because Chuck Norris has one and Sony knows better

Sussudio · 01-24-2009, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pBLU-RAYs3

3) Chuck Norris got into blu-ray, hd-dvd surrendered immediately

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony P

After seeing a movie on BD , Chuck Norris told Toshiba to quit HD DVD and they did

these ones have been done to death, guys...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony P

Chuck Norris can see the difference in video quality between the BD and the DVD of the same movie just by looking at the disk

The PS3 never has any issues with BD playback, that is because Chuck Norris has one and Sony knows better

good lord those were awesome

Anthony P · 01-24-2009, 04:45 PM

thanks, but I thought of a way of improving the first one a bit by making it longer

When Toshiba launched HD DVD they sent a player to Chuck Norris but not even he could save it. When Chuck Norris heard that Warner dropped HD DVD he was PO but when he got there they where watching BDs and he realized even he can be wrong. After seeing it, Chuck Norris told Toshiba to quit HD DVD and they did

crackinhedz · 01-24-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

he realized even he can be wrong.

Chuck is never wrong.

Musashi · 01-24-2009, 05:56 PM

Chuck Norris can load a Blu-ray disc at 48x speed, by spinning the disc on his index finger.

GoYanks · 01-25-2009, 12:11 AM

Not sure if this one was done before, but...

Chuck Norris has known the release date of the original Star Wars Trilogy on Blu-ray since 1977.

First try...

Sussudio · 01-25-2009, 12:23 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't need a receiver that supports PCM. He hears everything in 7.1 lossless sound.

crackinhedz · 01-25-2009, 12:27 AM

Chuck Norris says digital downloads are for sissys.

I mean, you can't break a digital download over someones face can you??

pBLU-RAYs3 · 01-25-2009, 07:14 PM

1) When paramount went hd-dvd, Chuck Norris didn't flip out.
2) Nobody can view Chuck Norris's setup or else we all go blind.
3) Chuck Norris came up with the name Blu-ray.
4) It was Chuck Norris that bought all the great blu-rays from Circuit City.

shadow72 · 01-25-2009, 11:18 PM

The first portable blu-ray players will be when Chuck Norris decides to roundhouse kick existing players.

PS3FAN · 01-26-2009, 02:32 AM

When somebody says that Bose is a great audio system, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick their jaw into the year 2013, where Bose is banned from all planets in our solar system...then he will proceed by saying that the person is fat.

Chuck Norris will re-master the film "The Delta Force" for blu-ray with his beard.

Go Blue · 01-26-2009, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackinhedz

The average person had to mail in their bluray player UPC barcode in order to receive the "free bluray movies" promo.

Chuck Norris got to pick his movie's out at the store. No questions asked.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeeChizzle

As a member of Netflix, Chuck Norris doesn't need a queue. All of Netflix's blu-ray inventory is given to Chuck Norris for his viewing pleasure and only he can approve of any blu-ray being mailed out to another Netflix member. This probably explains why most of the movies in our Netflix queue have "very long wait" next to it.

First try so go easy on me as well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony P

Chuck Norris can see the difference in video quality between the BD and the DVD of the same movie just by looking at the disk

The PS3 never has any issues with BD playback, that is because Chuck Norris has one and Sony knows better

Those are all awesome!!!

FendersRule · 01-26-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Musashi

Blue lasers were discovered when Chuck Norris put blue contacts on.

This.

Go Blue · 01-26-2009, 03:57 PM

I love the long ones, so here goes one:

Chuck Norris has Way of the Dragon (aka Return of the Dragon) on Blu-ray in his collection. His version is much shorter than previous release as he kills Bruce in their fight with a roundhouse kick and the credits roll. The studio decided to go another way with the film prior to release and have the movie continue on with Bruce defeating Chuck. This angered Chuck and is the reason the movie is not available on blu-ray to us normal folk.

The reason this version has never been seen in any format is that a regular human's eye cannot see Chuck's roundhouse kick, nor can out brains process this. All attemts to slow down the frames per second by the editors resulted in bleeding from all orifices and head explosion!!!

camper · 01-26-2009, 04:27 PM

All of Chuck Norris's movies were already been produced on Blu Ray, and look phenomenal. Unfortuantely, this was done well before its time and humanity was not spiritually or emotionally ready to view them. The results on our psyche sent us all into euphoric comas and very near death, threatening to end mankinds march on the future. Seeing the results (which he anticipated), Chuck shaved his beard to send us into a ameliorative sleep until it has regrown, and now that his beautifully bristly beard has fully regrown the time will come when we are truly ready and the prophecy can be fulfilled---and all his fillms will finally be distributed.

camper

camper · 01-26-2009, 04:29 PM

A single drop of blood from Chuck Norris can make a blu-ray indistructable to the point where a jackhammer cannot scratch it. Unfortunately, the only one who can make Chuck bleed is Chuck, and he'll kill you if you even think about asking him to.

camper

ras752000 · 01-26-2009, 08:10 PM

Chuck Norris is directly involved in the remastering of catalog titles for hi def release . . . he chews up the standard def dvd and spits out a blu ray . . . once he swallowed a blu ray and crapped out imax film stock.

dk3dknight · 01-26-2009, 08:40 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't need a blu-ray player as he just spins the movie and naturual sun light projects the movie onto his wall.

01-24-2009, 05:43 AM	#82
pBLU-RAYs3 Expert Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:LAKER country	When it comes to "Blu-ray." 1) Chuck Norris can spell it blue-ray or call it blu dvd but to our eyes & ears it will come out blu-ray. 2) Chuck Norris has no problem paying $39.99usd full price even if it's in monoply money. 3) Chuck Norris got into blu-ray, hd-dvd surrendered immediately.

01-25-2009, 07:14 PM	#91
pBLU-RAYs3 Expert Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:LAKER country	More awesomeness from Chuck. 1) When paramount went hd-dvd, Chuck Norris didn't flip out. 2) Nobody can view Chuck Norris's setup or else we all go blind. 3) Chuck Norris came up with the name Blu-ray. 4) It was Chuck Norris that bought all the great blu-rays from Circuit City.

01-26-2009, 02:32 AM	#93
PS3FAN Active Member Member since:May 2007 4K collection:44 Blu-ray collection:319 Blu-ray reviews: 5	When somebody says that Bose is a great audio system, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick their jaw into the year 2013, where Bose is banned from all planets in our solar system...then he will proceed by saying that the person is fat. Chuck Norris will re-master the film "The Delta Force" for blu-ray with his beard. Last edited by PS3FAN; 01-26-2009 at 02:35 AM.

01-26-2009, 03:57 PM	#96
Go Blue Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Member since:Jul 2007 Home Theater Gallery:23 Blu-ray collection:160 Trading Score:7	I love the long ones, so here goes one: Chuck Norris has Way of the Dragon (aka Return of the Dragon) on Blu-ray in his collection. His version is much shorter than previous release as he kills Bruce in their fight with a roundhouse kick and the credits roll. The studio decided to go another way with the film prior to release and have the movie continue on with Bruce defeating Chuck. This angered Chuck and is the reason the movie is not available on blu-ray to us normal folk. The reason this version has never been seen in any format is that a regular human's eye cannot see Chuck's roundhouse kick, nor can out brains process this. All attemts to slow down the frames per second by the editors resulted in bleeding from all orifices and head explosion!!! Last edited by Go Blue; 01-26-2009 at 04:38 PM.

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01-24-2009, 03:54 PM	#83
Anthony P Blu-ray Count Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Montreal, Canada	After seeing a movie on BD , Chuck Norris told Toshiba to quit HD DVD and they did Chuck Norris can see the difference in video quality between the BD and the DVD of the same movie just by looking at the disk The PS3 never has any issues with BD playback, that is because Chuck Norris has one and Sony knows better

01-24-2009, 04:45 PM	#85
Anthony P Blu-ray Count Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Montreal, Canada	thanks, but I thought of a way of improving the first one a bit by making it longer When Toshiba launched HD DVD they sent a player to Chuck Norris but not even he could save it. When Chuck Norris heard that Warner dropped HD DVD he was PO but when he got there they where watching BDs and he realized even he can be wrong. After seeing it, Chuck Norris told Toshiba to quit HD DVD and they did

01-24-2009, 05:56 PM	#87
Musashi Blu-ray Ninja Top contributor Member since:Jan 2007 Location:Manchester, CT Home Theater Gallery:5 4K collection:25 Blu-ray collection:337 Blu-ray reviews: 1	Chuck Norris can load a Blu-ray disc at 48x speed, by spinning the disc on his index finger.

01-25-2009, 12:11 AM	#88
GoYanks Expert Member Member since:Jul 2008 4K collection:35 Blu-ray collection:328	Not sure if this one was done before, but... Chuck Norris has known the release date of the original Star Wars Trilogy on Blu-ray since 1977. First try...

01-25-2009, 12:23 AM	#89
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	Chuck Norris doesn't need a receiver that supports PCM. He hears everything in 7.1 lossless sound.

01-25-2009, 12:27 AM	#90
crackinhedz Super Moderator Member since:Feb 2007 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:8 Trading Score:19	Chuck Norris says digital downloads are for sissys. I mean, you can't break a digital download over someones face can you??

01-25-2009, 11:18 PM	#92
shadow72 Senior Member Member since:Sep 2008 Location:Illinois 4K collection:100 Blu-ray collection:1085 DVD collection:1 Digital collection:37 iTunes collection:3	The first portable blu-ray players will be when Chuck Norris decides to roundhouse kick existing players.

01-26-2009, 04:27 PM	#97
camper Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2007 Blu-ray collection:367 DVD collection:445 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	All of Chuck Norris's movies were already been produced on Blu Ray, and look phenomenal. Unfortuantely, this was done well before its time and humanity was not spiritually or emotionally ready to view them. The results on our psyche sent us all into euphoric comas and very near death, threatening to end mankinds march on the future. Seeing the results (which he anticipated), Chuck shaved his beard to send us into a ameliorative sleep until it has regrown, and now that his beautifully bristly beard has fully regrown the time will come when we are truly ready and the prophecy can be fulfilled---and all his fillms will finally be distributed. camper

01-26-2009, 04:29 PM	#98
camper Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2007 Blu-ray collection:367 DVD collection:445 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	A single drop of blood from Chuck Norris can make a blu-ray indistructable to the point where a jackhammer cannot scratch it. Unfortunately, the only one who can make Chuck bleed is Chuck, and he'll kill you if you even think about asking him to. camper

01-26-2009, 08:10 PM	#99
ras752000 Senior Member Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Mobile, AL	Chuck Norris is directly involved in the remastering of catalog titles for hi def release . . . he chews up the standard def dvd and spits out a blu ray . . . once he swallowed a blu ray and crapped out imax film stock.

01-26-2009, 08:40 PM	#100
dk3dknight Blu-ray Ninja Member since:May 2007 Location:Arlington, Texas PSNetwork: dk3dknight PostCount: 0001 Blu-ray collection:44 Blu-ray reviews: 2	Chuck Norris doesn't need a blu-ray player as he just spins the movie and naturual sun light projects the movie onto his wall.

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