Funnest Ghostbusters Quotes? - Blu-ray Forum

blu-mike · 06-19-2009, 04:05 AM

"I looked at the trap ray"

PH3AR · 06-19-2009, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blu-mike

"I looked at the trap ray"

thats the best one!

toolman46and2 · 06-19-2009, 04:17 AM

"He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble."

shuah · 06-19-2009, 04:22 AM

I know Ghostbusters II isn't exactly a fan favorite, but I really like when Dr. Janosz Poha pics that fuzz off of Dana and says "You have a white thing, right there." I know his character is goofy and there's bound to be people who consider him to be the JarJar Binks* of the Ghostbusters movies, but I think he's one of the few people that makes that movie watchable.

From the first one, though, I just really enjoy the whole interchange in the mayors office, with Walter Peck, after they turn the system off and blow a hole in the roof.
"It was perfectly fine until ____less turned the machine off."
"Is that true?"
"Yes, it's true. This man has no _____"

I can't believe I posted on this thread before Barbie Shrimp.

He'll be so mad at me. I hated Ghostbusters, until I watched it again, recently. He always thought I was stupid for hating it and I think it got on his nerves when I finally came around because, for years, I said I didn't think it was funny.

Now, here I am posting on this thread before the guy who loves Ghostbusters so much that he has two Ghostbusters tattoos.

Steve · 06-19-2009, 04:32 AM

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!"

and

"Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?"
"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."

Rob J in WNY · 06-19-2009, 04:40 AM

Goodness, where does even BEGIN on this topic? There are so many! Many are subtle, ancillary and completely FUNNY!

Venkman: "...and the flowers are still standing!"

Egon: "I feel like the floor of a taxi cab."

Ski31 · 06-19-2009, 04:41 AM

Ray - "Listen! You smell something?"

poopshoot · 06-19-2009, 04:45 AM

Ray: "Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

Mayor: "Is this True?"

Peter: "Yes it's true...this man has no dick"

gets me every time.

red_5ive · 06-19-2009, 04:46 AM

Ray: "Everything was fine until d!©kless here turned off the power grid."
d!©kless: "They caused an explosion!"
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Venkman: "Yes, it's true. This man has no d!©k."

red_5ive · 06-19-2009, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poopshoot

Ray: "Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

Mayor: "Is this True?"

Peter: "Yes it's true...this man has no dick"

gets me every time.

ahh... beat me to it

funnymanbing · 06-19-2009, 04:49 AM

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

poopshoot · 06-19-2009, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red_5ive

ahh... beat me to it

by one minute

. well you censored yours so it seems mines may get deleted lol.

Offender_Mullet · 06-19-2009, 05:14 AM

Ray: "Aim for the flattop!"

SleeperAgent · 06-19-2009, 01:52 PM

"Does this pole still work?"
(slides down pole)
"You gotta try this pole!"

Sussudio · 06-19-2009, 01:57 PM

now that's a big twinkie

jj5206 · 06-19-2009, 02:00 PM

"We had half of a slinky, but i straightened it"

Egon is so funny!!!

uziel5000 · 06-19-2009, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poopshoot

Ray: "Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

Mayor: "Is this True?"

Peter: "Yes it's true...this man has no dick"

gets me every time.

One of the best lines, ever.

Sponge-worthy · 06-19-2009, 02:22 PM

You're right. No human being would stack books like this.

Barbie-Shrimp · 06-19-2009, 03:07 PM

"Gozer, the traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldranai, the traveler came as a large and moving Torb. Then, during the 3rd reconciliation of the last of the Meketrik Supplicants, they chose a new form for him; that of a giant Sloar!. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you."

I've also always liked:

"Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I, hereby, command you to cease any and all supernatural activity; and to return forthwith to your place of origin... or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."

Slec · 06-19-2009, 04:28 PM

I always get a kick out of
"what'd you do Ray?"

I love yelling it at by friends when the screw something up / knock something over while we're drinking.

06-19-2009, 04:05 AM	#1
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toolman46and2 Active Member Member since:Jun 2007 Blu-ray collection:46 Trading Score:2	"He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble."

06-19-2009, 04:22 AM	#4
shuah Banned Member since:Jun 2009 Location:Grand Rapids, Michigan	I know Ghostbusters II isn't exactly a fan favorite, but I really like when Dr. Janosz Poha pics that fuzz off of Dana and says "You have a white thing, right there." I know his character is goofy and there's bound to be people who consider him to be the JarJar Binks* of the Ghostbusters movies, but I think he's one of the few people that makes that movie watchable. From the first one, though, I just really enjoy the whole interchange in the mayors office, with Walter Peck, after they turn the system off and blow a hole in the roof. "It was perfectly fine until ____less turned the machine off." "Is that true?" "Yes, it's true. This man has no _____" I can't believe I posted on this thread before Barbie Shrimp. He'll be so mad at me. I hated Ghostbusters, until I watched it again, recently. He always thought I was stupid for hating it and I think it got on his nerves when I finally came around because, for years, I said I didn't think it was funny. Now, here I am posting on this thread before the guy who loves Ghostbusters so much that he has two Ghostbusters tattoos.

06-19-2009, 04:32 AM	#5
Steve Blu-ray Knight Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:May 2008 Location:Anna, TX 4K collection:128 Blu-ray collection:416 Trading Score:41	"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!" and "Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?" "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."

06-19-2009, 04:40 AM	#6
Rob J in WNY Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2008 Location:'Western' N.Y. State (MEMBER OF THE "ECPP")™ Home Theater Gallery:24 4K collection:30 Blu-ray collection:486 iTunes collection:1 Blu-ray reviews: 15	Goodness, where does even BEGIN on this topic? There are so many! Many are subtle, ancillary and completely FUNNY! Venkman: "...and the flowers are still standing!" Egon: "I feel like the floor of a taxi cab."

06-19-2009, 04:41 AM	#7
Ski31 Active Member Member since:May 2009 Location:Oceanside, CA Home Theater Gallery:11 Blu-ray collection:173	Ray - "Listen! You smell something?"

06-19-2009, 04:45 AM	#8
poopshoot Active Member Member since:May 2008	Ray: "Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here." Mayor: "Is this True?" Peter: "Yes it's true...this man has no dick" gets me every time.

06-19-2009, 04:46 AM	#9
red_5ive Blu-ray Champion Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Aug 2007 Location:The 'state' of Southern California Home Theater Gallery:18 4K collection:364 Blu-ray collection:996 DVD collection:4 Blu-ray reviews: 2 Trading Score:1	Ray: "Everything was fine until d!©kless here turned off the power grid." d!©kless: "They caused an explosion!" Mayor: "Is this true?" Venkman: "Yes, it's true. This man has no d!©k."

06-19-2009, 04:49 AM	#11
funnymanbing Active Member Member since:Jan 2007	Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Dr. Peter Venkman: What? Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams. Dr. Peter Venkman: Why? Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"? Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal. Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

06-19-2009, 05:14 AM	#13
Offender_Mullet Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Illinois Blu-ray collection:6 Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:10	Ray: "Aim for the flattop!"

06-19-2009, 01:52 PM	#14
SleeperAgent Banned Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Plateau of Leng 4K collection:19 Blu-ray collection:22 Trading Score:289	"Does this pole still work?" (slides down pole) "You gotta try this pole!"

06-19-2009, 01:57 PM	#15
Sussudio Blu-ray Champion Member since:Sep 2008 Blu-ray collection:1 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:11	now that's a big twinkie

06-19-2009, 02:00 PM	#16
jj5206 Power Member Top contributor Member since:Jan 2008 Location:Illinois Home Theater Gallery:22 4K collection:36 Blu-ray collection:243 DVD collection:288 Digital collection:238	"We had half of a slinky, but i straightened it" Egon is so funny!!!

06-19-2009, 02:22 PM	#18
Sponge-worthy Blu-ray Guru Member since:Apr 2009 Location:Southwest, USA PSN: Sponge-worthy Blu-ray collection:43	You're right. No human being would stack books like this.

06-19-2009, 03:07 PM	#19
Barbie-Shrimp Expert Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Grand Rapids, MI Blu-ray collection:45	"Gozer, the traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldranai, the traveler came as a large and moving Torb. Then, during the 3rd reconciliation of the last of the Meketrik Supplicants, they chose a new form for him; that of a giant Sloar!. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you." I've also always liked: "Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I, hereby, command you to cease any and all supernatural activity; and to return forthwith to your place of origin... or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."

06-19-2009, 04:28 PM	#20
Slec Blu-ray Samurai Top ranked HT gallery Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Baltimore, MD Home Theater Gallery:29 Blu-ray collection:241 Blu-ray reviews: 7 Trading Score:30	I always get a kick out of "what'd you do Ray?" I love yelling it at by friends when the screw something up / knock something over while we're drinking.

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