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SquidPuppet · 10-26-2009, 06:45 PM

I nominate Martin Liebman for "Best Comedic Review" of a Blu-ray film for his performance in reviewing Stan Helsing.

If you have no interest in this film, READ his review.
If you have an interest in this film, READ his review.

They don't come much better or funnier. A gutbuster.

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surfdude12 · 10-26-2009, 06:52 PM

funny stuff. i just wonder how long before some dude actually takes it seriously, blind buys based on it, and then demands martin refund his money

SquidPuppet · 10-26-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by surfdude12

funny stuff. i just wonder how long before some dude actually takes it seriously, blind buys based on it, and then demands martin refund his money

The "Taken serious part" has already happened.

Diesel · 10-26-2009, 07:04 PM

The intro paragraph at the top made me think of Bill and Ted

This review gets 6 puking cats out of 5!

Definitely the best review I've ever read.

SquidPuppet · 10-26-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

The intro paragraph at the top made me think of Bill and Ted

This review gets 6 puking cats out of 5!

Definitely the best review I've ever read.

"""So of course they had to make a movie that chronicled Stan's triumph over evil. With a budget of just under $10,000,000,000,000, Stan Helsing was born. Featuring direction from Alfred Hitchcock, who was re-animated for this movie, and starring George Clooney as Stan (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson auditioned, lost the part, but served as Clooney's stunt double), Denzel Washington as his best friend, Jessica Biel as Stan's ex-girlfriend, and Dame Judi Dench as the stripper-turned massage therapist, Stan Helsing was cast before a page of the script was ever written. Rumor has it that star Leslie Nielsen also wanted in, and while the filmmakers didn't have any male roles left, they did allow him to dress in drag for a small part."""

Diesel · 10-26-2009, 07:15 PM

We may only thank Zeus that we mere mortals, by sheer happenstance, are present on the spinning blue rock at the time of this magnificent piece of film mastery being unleashed upon the world.

Lord_Stewie · 10-26-2009, 07:18 PM

Martin Wins the Best Comedic Writer. If you are bored/depressed/down/feeling blue, then don't worry. All you got to do is read on of Martins Reviews, and before you know it you will cracking up laughing.

Foggy · 10-26-2009, 07:18 PM

THAT REVIEW WAS...

Lord_Stewie · 10-27-2009, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Foggy

THAT REVIEW WAS...

Foggy I don't know what to say:

jboy0322 · 10-27-2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

I nominate Martin Liebman for "Best Comedic Review" of a Blu-ray film for his performance in reviewing Stan Helsing.

If you have no interest in this film, READ his review.
If you have an interest in this film, READ his review.

They don't come much better or funnier. A gutbuster.

This was absolutely hilarious... I seriously couldn't stop laughing at some parts as I kept re-reading it(most notably the tidbit about Titanic and Star Wars)

Blu Titan · 10-27-2009, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

I nominate Martin Liebman for "Best Comedic Review" of a Blu-ray film for his performance in reviewing Stan Helsing.

If you have no interest in this film, READ his review.
If you have an interest in this film, READ his review.

They don't come much better or funnier. A gutbuster.

Actually Matin's review has been referenced in other sites as well. Everyone seems to love the review.

Trekkie313 · 08-03-2011, 01:59 AM

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10-26-2009, 06:45 PM	#1
SquidPuppet Blu-ray Duke Top contributor Member since:Dec 2007 Location:Club Loop Blu-ray collection:277 Blu-ray reviews:27	Blu-ray movie review awards(Stan Helsing Review) I nominate Martin Liebman for "Best Comedic Review" of a Blu-ray film for his performance in reviewing Stan Helsing. If you have no interest in this film, READ his review. If you have an interest in this film, READ his review. They don't come much better or funnier. A gutbuster. Blu-ray.com News Blu-ray.com Review Blu-ray.com Catalog Link Last edited by jw; 10-27-2009 at 03:41 AM. Reason: Added Links

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10-26-2009, 06:52 PM	#2
surfdude12 Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Club Loop Blu-ray collection:343 Blu-ray reviews:112 Trading Score:1	funny stuff. i just wonder how long before some dude actually takes it seriously, blind buys based on it, and then demands martin refund his money

10-26-2009, 07:04 PM	#4
Diesel Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Digital collection:- Blu-ray reviews: 31 Trading Score:10	The intro paragraph at the top made me think of Bill and Ted This review gets 6 puking cats out of 5! Definitely the best review I've ever read.

10-26-2009, 07:15 PM	#6
Diesel Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Digital collection:- Blu-ray reviews: 31 Trading Score:10	We may only thank Zeus that we mere mortals, by sheer happenstance, are present on the spinning blue rock at the time of this magnificent piece of film mastery being unleashed upon the world.

10-26-2009, 07:18 PM	#7
Lord_Stewie Blu-ray Baron Member since:May 2007 Blu-ray collection:396 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:1	Martin Wins the Best Comedic Writer. If you are bored/depressed/down/feeling blue, then don't worry. All you got to do is read on of Martins Reviews, and before you know it you will cracking up laughing.

10-26-2009, 07:18 PM	#8
Foggy Blu-ray Grand Duke Top contributor Member since:Dec 2008 Location:UK 4K collection:29 Blu-ray collection:3589 DVD collection:47	THAT REVIEW WAS...

08-03-2011, 01:59 AM	#12
Trekkie313 Blu-ray Baron Top contributor Member since:Nov 2010 Location:Ohio Home Theater Gallery:2 4K collection:206 Blu-ray collection:1650 DVD collection:547 Digital collection:156 Blu-ray reviews: 5 Trading Score:59	:d

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