"The Mostest Boring Movie you ever Watchted" or "How I trained for the Darwin awards"

[Abouna]

In response to that other thread that seems to have a plethora (hmmm, that word might be too big ) of low IQ's I thought I'd start this thread. This is for people who want to chime in and express their utter befuddlement at some of the movies listed over there.

I'm floored by the few I picked up. Really? Boring? Maybe we should rename some of these and they'd be more attractive for that crowd:

- National Lampoon's: The Godfather
- V for Vendetta, Because I Know What You Did Last Summer
- Jessica Alba's Apocalypse Now
- Bladerunner: No More Bikini Lines
- There Will be Blood: Underworld Part VIII (that means 8)
- Chariots of Fire: Need for Speed Old Skool
- 2001 a Space Odyssey: Megatron's Revenge
- No Country for Old Men: Hugh Hefner"s Guide to a Long & Exciting Life

This is supposed to be a movie enthusiasts forum?