Holy jebus! Someone broke into my apt!

[ThePhantomOak]

I was working on my paper (that I posted about earlier this month) at around 230 AM when I heard a window break in my kitchen. 230Am. Monday Morning. Monday after Mothers Day!

Anyway, grab my Beretta (Closest weapon that was condition 2 -or would it be 1? SA/DA- ), give a firm warning, see that the window is in fact broken in time to see a leg in my apt up to the knee, then retreat to the bedroom to check on my sleeping GF.

Go out Clear the area as best as I can reasonably do (the immediate rooms and the areas just around the ground level points of entry). No john Rambo shit, just cut and dried "make sure he can not ambush me through a window." Know I am scared because he knows I have a gun, I know that if he wants some he will be prepared for me being armed, and will act accordingly (element surprise is totally gone).

Retreat back to the bedroom, get my shotgun to condition 1, pass my pistol to my capable GF, hang tough for a couple minutes until the cops came.



3 cars show up, comb the area, come up empty, stick around for a coke and some bullsh*tting for a half an hour.


Slept from 6am to 7am straight.


I think this one might have taken the cake for most scariest sh*t to happen to me. NOTHING like having an actual intruder while you are alone at night.