Funnest Movie Quotes?

[blu-mike]

From Tropic Thunder


"First, take a big step back... and literally, F**K YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bulls**t power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly f***ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the f***ing United Nations and get a f***ng binding resolution to keep me from f***ng destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother***er! I will massacre you! I WILL F**K YOU UP!"