Funnest Movie Quotes? - Blu-ray Forum

blu-mike · 06-07-2009, 06:51 AM

From Tropic Thunder

"First, take a big step back... and literally, F**K YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bulls**t power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly f***ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the f***ing United Nations and get a f***ng binding resolution to keep me from f***ng destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother***er! I will massacre you! I WILL F**K YOU UP!"

Rob J in WNY · 06-07-2009, 07:03 AM

"Wakie, wakie. Eggs 'n bacie."

Kill Bill, Vol. 2

nightwolf2369 · 06-07-2009, 07:06 AM

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos mother****er!"

Rob J in WNY · 06-07-2009, 07:07 AM

"Yeah, my dad bought himself a bunch of new toys. Big screen TV, CD players, VCR with four heads."

Edward Scissorhands

Blu-ray Fanatic · 06-07-2009, 07:12 AM

John Ritter:" How's your performance?"

Billy Bob Thornton:Staring at some good a**: " Performance??? You mean performance like sexual??? Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear??? Yeah my **** stick!

Diesel · 06-07-2009, 07:08 AM

the entire rush hour series (yes, even 3)

but if i have to narrow it down more, this is one of my favorite parts:

Carter: You don't know nothing about no War.
Lee: Everybody knows War.
[singing]
Lee: War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all!
Carter: It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!
Lee: Yaw.
Carter: Y'all!
Lee: Yaw!
Carter: Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all!
Lee: Yoll.

as well as:

"This aint a cigarette, this ciga-weed!" - Carter

sinister184 · 06-07-2009, 07:21 AM

Mr. Surya: Mr Delaney, can you work for me tomorrow?
Delaney: Tomorrow's Thanksgiving
Mr. Surya: Then you must come in the next day, i tell you.. Its Black Friday
Delaney: Black Friday?
Mr. Surya: Its the biggest mall shopping day of the year, and since the mall is just up the street, i would like to you come out and work
Delaney: On Black Friday...
Mr. Surya: Oh yes...
Delaney: Aight, You want me to work on moody Monday too?
Mr. Surya: Im sorry?
Delaney: How about Nigg@ Tuesday?
Mr. Surya: Nigg@ Tuesday? is this a new holiday?

koontz1973 · 06-07-2009, 07:23 AM

Humphrey: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
Pupils: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Humphrey: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Humphrey: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir?
Humphrey: Good. Good. Well done, Wymer.
Pupil: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
Humphrey: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
Pupil: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
Humphrey: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

Monty Python The meaning of life.

Elzeisa · 06-07-2009, 08:55 AM

"in the end the universe unfolds as it should; plus i have a really large p*nis. that keeps me happy" - harold and kumar

"katie holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and i'm gonna see her boobs" - harold and kumar

"im the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude" - tropic thunder

Travis · 06-07-2009, 11:33 AM

Dr. Ray Stantz, "Listen. Do you smell something?"

Suntory_Times · 06-07-2009, 12:34 PM

Some Serenity for good measure (though it relies heavily on how it is said, rather then just what is said).
Dr. Simon Tam: [to River] If there's any fighting, drop to the floor or run away.
[pause; regarding the rest of the crew]
Dr. Simon Tam: It's okay to leave them to die.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...

GLaDOS · 06-09-2009, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blu-mike

From Tropic Thunder

"First, take a big step back... and literally, F**K YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bulls**t power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly f***ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the f***ing United Nations and get a f***ng binding resolution to keep me from f***ng destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother***er! I will massacre you! I WILL F**K YOU UP!"

I love Tropic Thunder.

LynxFX · 06-09-2009, 09:29 PM

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me."
-Angry divorce lady from Wedding Crashers

"Her first baby came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin."
- Owen from Plains, Trains and Automobiles
Lots of good stuff from that movie.

06-07-2009, 06:51 AM	#1
blu-mike Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jul 2008 Blu-ray collection:440 Blu-ray reviews:2	Funnest Movie Quotes? From Tropic Thunder "First, take a big step back... and literally, FK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullst power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly f*ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fing United Nations and get a fng binding resolution to keep me from fng destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherer! I will massacre you! I WILL FK YOU UP!"

06-07-2009, 07:12 AM	#5
Blu-ray Fanatic Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Aug 2007 Location:San Antonio Blu-ray reviews:1	Bad Santa John Ritter:" How's your performance?" Billy Bob Thornton:Staring at some good a: " Performance??? You mean performance like sexual??? Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear??? Yeah my ** stick!

06-07-2009, 07:08 AM	#6
Diesel Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Jan 2009 4K collection:- Blu-ray collection:- DVD collection:- Digital collection:- Blu-ray reviews: 31 Trading Score:10	the entire rush hour series (yes, even 3) but if i have to narrow it down more, this is one of my favorite parts: Carter: You don't know nothing about no War. Lee: Everybody knows War. [singing] Lee: War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all! Carter: It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"! Lee: Yaw. Carter: Y'all! Lee: Yaw! Carter: Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all! Lee: Yoll. as well as: "This aint a cigarette, this ciga-weed!" - Carter Last edited by Diesel; 06-07-2009 at 07:10 AM.

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06-07-2009, 07:03 AM	#2
Rob J in WNY Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2008 Location:'Western' N.Y. State (MEMBER OF THE "ECPP")™ Home Theater Gallery:24 4K collection:30 Blu-ray collection:486 iTunes collection:1 Blu-ray reviews: 15	"Wakie, wakie. Eggs 'n bacie." Kill Bill, Vol. 2

06-07-2009, 07:06 AM	#3
nightwolf2369 Special Member Member since:May 2009 Location:Tampa, FL 4K collection:1 Blu-ray collection:363 Blu-ray reviews:6 Trading Score:21	"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos mother****er!"

06-07-2009, 07:07 AM	#4
Rob J in WNY Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2008 Location:'Western' N.Y. State (MEMBER OF THE "ECPP")™ Home Theater Gallery:24 4K collection:30 Blu-ray collection:486 iTunes collection:1 Blu-ray reviews: 15	"Yeah, my dad bought himself a bunch of new toys. Big screen TV, CD players, VCR with four heads." Edward Scissorhands

06-07-2009, 07:21 AM	#7
sinister184 Special Member Member since:Jul 2007 Location:FL, USA Home Theater Gallery:4 4K collection:52 Blu-ray collection:593 Blu-ray reviews:7 Trading Score:17	Mr. Surya: Mr Delaney, can you work for me tomorrow? Delaney: Tomorrow's Thanksgiving Mr. Surya: Then you must come in the next day, i tell you.. Its Black Friday Delaney: Black Friday? Mr. Surya: Its the biggest mall shopping day of the year, and since the mall is just up the street, i would like to you come out and work Delaney: On Black Friday... Mr. Surya: Oh yes... Delaney: Aight, You want me to work on moody Monday too? Mr. Surya: Im sorry? Delaney: How about Nigg@ Tuesday? Mr. Surya: Nigg@ Tuesday? is this a new holiday?

06-07-2009, 07:23 AM	#8
koontz1973 Blu-ray Guru Member since:Mar 2009 Location:Insane Alylum for the over achievers. Blu-ray collection:133	Humphrey: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices? Pupils: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Humphrey: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson. Watson: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir? Humphrey: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir? Humphrey: Good. Good. Well done, Wymer. Pupil: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir. Humphrey: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm? Pupil: Oh, sir. Biting the neck. Humphrey: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson. Watson: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. Monty Python The meaning of life.

06-07-2009, 08:55 AM	#9
Elzeisa Member Member since:Mar 2009 4K collection:162 Blu-ray collection:536	"in the end the universe unfolds as it should; plus i have a really large p*nis. that keeps me happy" - harold and kumar "katie holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and i'm gonna see her boobs" - harold and kumar "im the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude" - tropic thunder

06-07-2009, 11:33 AM	#10
Travis Blu-ray King Top contributor Member since:Nov 2008 Location:Recliner Home Theater Gallery:71 4K collection:126 Blu-ray collection:2055 DVD collection:241 iTunes collection:40 Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:14	Dr. Ray Stantz, "Listen. Do you smell something?"

06-07-2009, 12:34 PM	#11
Suntory_Times Blu-ray Champion Member since:Mar 2008 Location:The Grid Blu-ray reviews:16 Trading Score:23	Some Serenity for good measure (though it relies heavily on how it is said, rather then just what is said). Dr. Simon Tam: [to River] If there's any fighting, drop to the floor or run away. [pause; regarding the rest of the crew] Dr. Simon Tam: It's okay to leave them to die. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...

06-09-2009, 09:29 PM	#13
LynxFX Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jul 2007	"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me." -Angry divorce lady from Wedding Crashers "Her first baby came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin." - Owen from Plains, Trains and Automobiles Lots of good stuff from that movie.

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