Funnest tropic thunder quotes? - Blu-ray Forum

blu-mike · 06-15-2009, 12:58 AM

"You wanna get shot by a real motherf***ker?"

He aint playing god he's being judged by him"

PH3AR · 06-15-2009, 02:32 AM

Cody says this...

"That's C-4, dips***. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a f***ing sweater here, I'm tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts."

GLaDOS · 06-15-2009, 12:53 PM

"SUCK MY UNIT!!!!"

'Nuff said.

mjsmufc99 · 06-15-2009, 01:02 PM

Lazirus " Wants Some....Get Some"

Blu-Benny · 06-15-2009, 01:48 PM

"1st, take a big step back and literally F*** your own face!!!"

dvd_mazter · 06-15-2009, 02:00 PM

Just a few of my favs, I love Tropic Thunder and there are so many classic hilarious lines

Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

Alpa Chino: No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.
Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie man, you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story"... What's her name?
Alpa Chino: ...Lance
Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the f**k did I just hear? Lance?
Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say Lance?
Alpa Chino: No! No, I didn't say Lance. I said Nance.
Kevin Sandusky: It sounded a lot like Lance.
Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha P*ssy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.
Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha P*ssy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?

Petra_Kalbrain · 06-15-2009, 02:16 PM

Without quoting the entire script

, here are a few of my favourites...

"I'm a rooster illusion."

"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, looked retarded, acted retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There. Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam. Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed."

"I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swwwwaaallow the gravy."

"I'm a lead farmer motherf***er!"

"Now I want you to take a step back... and literally F**K your own face!"

"And who here is the key grip? You? You! Hit that director in the face, really f***ing hard! "

"Mother nature just pissed her pant suit!!!"

"Pump your breaks, kid, that man's a national treasure." (referring to Crocodile Dundee)

"I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude! You're the dude that don't know what dude he is."

"I don't read the script. The script reads me."

"I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard."

"You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!"

"Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box."

"Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary."

"You more shredded than a Julienne salad, man."

"Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your sh*thole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring."

"Let's move! We only have 16 hours before they wake up!"

Homura · 06-15-2009, 02:47 PM

"Hey look, I'm David Beckham"

BRu-LAy · 06-15-2009, 03:14 PM

"Here's mah muthaf*ckin farm! I'm a lead farmer muthaf*cka!"

"You've got hands? Sh*t you've got hands!"

tilapiah6 · 06-15-2009, 03:20 PM

"You gotta tell her 'Look here, me and you is going on a date. That's in the story.'"

Batman1980 · 06-15-2009, 03:21 PM

What do YOU mean you people?

tilapiah6 · 06-15-2009, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolverine1980

What do YOU mean you people?

Huh?! Look at him. Them pasty white devil eyes.

Porkchop Express · 06-15-2009, 03:29 PM

I sure am thirsty... Good thing I got some of this Booty Sweat I picked up in Da Nang.

Chordata · 06-15-2009, 03:30 PM

"I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."

(From memory; not sure if it's 100%. I won't cheat by copying and pasting from IMDB.

)

Batman1980 · 06-15-2009, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O_V_N

"I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."

(From memory; not sure if it's 100%. I won't cheat by copying and pasting from IMDB.

)

NEVER go full retard, Kirk Lazarus had all the best quotes in that movie.

PH3AR · 06-15-2009, 03:45 PM

Tugg Speedman: I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.
Rick Peck: A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!

Chordata · 06-15-2009, 03:46 PM

Explosion guy to Nolte: "I don't know what it's called; I only know the sound it makes when it LIES!!"

Psychonaut · 06-15-2009, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blu-Benny

"1st, take a big step back and literally F*** your own face!!!"

This one. Cruise stole this movie.

Pondosinatra · 06-15-2009, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

This one. Cruise stole this movie.

I agree. I HATE Tom Cruise, but I was laughing my arse off at him in the movie...

tilapiah6 · 06-15-2009, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pondosinatra

I agree. I HATE Tom Cruise, but I was laughing my arse off at him in the movie...

I'm not a huge fan, but he does have his moments.

06-15-2009, 12:58 AM	#1
blu-mike Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jul 2008 Blu-ray collection:440 Blu-ray reviews:2	Funnest tropic thunder quotes? "You wanna get shot by a real motherf***ker?" He aint playing god he's being judged by him"

06-15-2009, 02:00 PM	#6
dvd_mazter Power Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:Winnipeg, Manitoba Home Theater Gallery:9 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:740 Blu-ray reviews: 146	Just a few of my favs, I love Tropic Thunder and there are so many classic hilarious lines Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me. Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard. Tugg Speedman: What do you mean? Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed... Alpa Chino: No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated. Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie man, you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story"... What's her name? Alpa Chino: ...Lance Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the f*k did I just hear? Lance? Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say Lance? Alpa Chino: No! No, I didn't say Lance. I said Nance. Kevin Sandusky: It sounded a lot like Lance. Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pssy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars. Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pssy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead? Last edited by dvd_mazter; 06-15-2009 at 02:05 PM.*

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06-15-2009, 02:32 AM	#2
PH3AR Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Dover, Pennsylvania PSN:WORKINtheCORNER Home Theater Gallery:9 Blu-ray collection:325 Blu-ray reviews:2	Cody says this... "That's C-4, dips*. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a f*ing sweater here, I'm tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts."

06-15-2009, 12:53 PM	#3
GLaDOS Blu-ray Count Top contributor Member since:May 2009 Location:Fujiwara Tofu Shop 4K collection:10 Blu-ray collection:114 Blu-ray reviews: 5	"SUCK MY UNIT!!!!" 'Nuff said.

06-15-2009, 01:02 PM	#4
mjsmufc99 Active Member Member since:Mar 2009 Location:United Kingdom Blu-ray collection:375 Blu-ray reviews:2	Lazirus " Wants Some....Get Some"

06-15-2009, 01:48 PM	#5
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06-15-2009, 02:16 PM	#7
Petra_Kalbrain Blu-ray Archduke Top contributor Member since:Jul 2007 Location:Vancouver, BC 4K collection:5 Blu-ray collection:561 Blu-ray reviews:3 Trading Score:20	Without quoting the entire script , here are a few of my favourites... "I'm a rooster illusion." "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, looked retarded, acted retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There. Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam. Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed." "I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swwwwaaallow the gravy." "I'm a lead farmer motherf*er!" "Now I want you to take a step back... and literally FK your own face!" "And who here is the key grip? You? You! Hit that director in the face, really f**ing hard! " "Mother nature just pissed her pant suit!!!" "Pump your breaks, kid, that man's a national treasure." (referring to Crocodile Dundee)* "I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude! You're the dude that don't know what dude he is." "I don't read the script. The script reads me." "I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard." "You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo'! Ha! I'm makin' some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!" "Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box." "Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary." "You more shredded than a Julienne salad, man." "Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your sh*thole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring." "Let's move! We only have 16 hours before they wake up!"

06-15-2009, 02:47 PM	#8
Homura Active Member Member since:Mar 2008 Location:USC, CA Blu-ray collection:124 Blu-ray reviews:3 Trading Score:2	"Hey look, I'm David Beckham"

06-15-2009, 03:14 PM	#9
BRu-LAy Special Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Fortress of Solitude Trading Score:46	"Here's mah muthafckin farm! I'm a lead farmer muthafcka!" "You've got hands? Sh*t you've got hands!"

06-15-2009, 03:20 PM	#10
tilapiah6 Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jun 2008 Location:South Carolina Home Theater Gallery:40 Blu-ray collection:284 Trading Score:36	"You gotta tell her 'Look here, me and you is going on a date. That's in the story.'"

06-15-2009, 03:21 PM	#11
Batman1980 Blu-ray Jedi Member since:Feb 2009 Location:District 13 Home Theater Gallery:8 4K collection:146 Blu-ray collection:394 DVD collection:57 Blu-ray reviews:22 Trading Score:48	What do YOU mean you people?

06-15-2009, 03:29 PM	#13
Porkchop Express Blu-ray Guru Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Detroit,MI Blu-ray collection:261 Blu-ray reviews:4	I sure am thirsty... Good thing I got some of this Booty Sweat I picked up in Da Nang.

06-15-2009, 03:30 PM	#14
Chordata Blu-ray Knight Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Home of N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys Blu-ray collection:75 Blu-ray reviews:2 Trading Score:1	"I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude." (From memory; not sure if it's 100%. I won't cheat by copying and pasting from IMDB. )

06-15-2009, 03:45 PM	#16
PH3AR Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Jan 2009 Location:Dover, Pennsylvania PSN:WORKINtheCORNER Home Theater Gallery:9 Blu-ray collection:325 Blu-ray reviews:2	Tugg Speedman: I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world. Rick Peck: A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!

06-15-2009, 03:46 PM	#17
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