Transformers (2007) = Trash

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This movie had so much potential to capture the spirit of the cartoons, yet it failed miserably.

I finally managed to muscle through the first 10 minutes of this movie unmedicated and magined almost an entire hour.

Until the urinating started.

Look, I'm no prude. I loved Dumb and Dumber. Urinating and defecation fit that movie.

But this...... this is transformers man! This is supposed to be an update on the original. This is supposed to be robots saving earth, and battling each other and something enjoyable for kids of all ages.

Who was this movie dumbed down for? Pee and fart jokes are so 90's.

The script could have been so much better. Transformers hiding from Mom & Dad in the backyard? Really? For 10 minutes? What kind of crap is that?

Did no one have one single brain cell worth of a good idea???

Man, what a terrible movie. This is the ONLY movie in my collection that I regret owning.

WTF. This should have been on the level of Star Wars and Superman in terms of innocence and fun.

BOOOOOOOO Michael Bay. I will never watch another one of your freak shows again.