Chuck Norris Facts (pertaining to blu-ray only) - Page 2 - Blu-ray Forum

BruceWayne · 01-22-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by schultz

Nice Edit...I knew I had you! All it took was for my to actually tell you my devious

plan!(evil laughter ensues)

I let my guard down... never again.

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Originally Posted by schultz

Yeah, I did make it a bit too gross.

I feel dirty now...time to take a shower.

go wash away your shame!

Go Blue · 01-22-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BruceWayne

I let my guard down... never again.

go wash away your shame!

Thats what happens when you post so close to quitting time. You let your guard down and I dirty myself!!!

BruceWayne · 01-22-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by schultz

Thats what happens when you post so close to quitting time. You let your guard down and I dirty myself!!!

Jeremy1983 · 01-22-2009, 10:43 PM

Chuck Norris was originally cast as The Joker for The Dark Knight. However after screen tests, Warner decided that the film with Norris was "too dark and intense."

So they re-cast with Heath Ledger. And we all know what happened to Heath.

Uniquely · 01-22-2009, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by schultz

... just kidding, nice try!

Dood! That was TOTALLY funnier than flossing with HDMI..... just sayin!

BruceWayne · 01-22-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by robinandtami

Dood! That was TOTALLY funnier than flossing with HDMI..... just sayin!

She definitely has you there schultzy.

crackinhedz · 01-22-2009, 11:27 PM

All Bluray players automatically spit the disc out as soon as the movie is over in fear of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the eject button.

crackinhedz · 01-22-2009, 11:36 PM

Chuck Norris decided to buy a Bluray player on Feb. 19,2008.

Later that afternoon HD-DVD declared quits.

Thank you Chuck Norris.

My_Two_Cents · 01-23-2009, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by crackinhedz

Chuck Norris decided to buy a Bluray player on Feb. 19,2008.

Later that afternoon HD-DVD declared quits.

Thank you Chuck Norris.

And we have a winner!

bumpylemon · 01-23-2009, 01:44 AM

check my sig...

hahah

JasonR · 01-23-2009, 01:56 AM

Nice thread!

bdmaster · 01-23-2009, 03:24 AM

chuck norris stared down hd dvd into submission

bdmaster · 01-23-2009, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by crackinhedz

Chuck Norris decided to buy a Bluray player on Feb. 19,2008.

Later that afternoon HD-DVD declared quits.

Thank you Chuck Norris.

Classic!

Marquoz · 01-23-2009, 05:08 AM

The hard coating on Blu-ray was invented because during a test run without the coating, Chuck Norris just picking up a Blu-ray shattered it into a million pieces.

Go Blue · 01-23-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonR

Nice thread!

Thank you. I knew you would show up!

Go Blue · 01-23-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by crackinhedz

All Bluray players automatically spit the disc out as soon as the movie is over in fear of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the eject button.

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Originally Posted by crackinhedz

Chuck Norris decided to buy a Bluray player on Feb. 19,2008.

Later that afternoon HD-DVD declared quits.

Thank you Chuck Norris.

Well done!

jono_0101 · 01-23-2009, 02:23 PM

chuck norris' beard is the only thing that can scratch a blu ray, and this is because the protective coating is made from his saliva, and chuck norris is the only thing that can hurt chuck norris, but we all know that if he were to hurt himself, blu ray would cease to exist, the world would implode, and we would all be stuck using HDDVD

wakeboredb · 01-23-2009, 07:25 PM

There are no Chuck Norris movies on Blu-ray yet because the disks keep round house kicking their way out of the packaging.

No one is sure mere mortals would survive handling the disks anyways.

JamesKurtovich · 01-23-2009, 07:30 PM

For studios that dare release a sub-par transfer of a BD Chuck Norris title, death is imminent.

You don't need a subwoofer to compliment a Chuck Norris movie. His booming voice will always destroy it. Always.

Chuck Norris Facts are hard.

Go Blue · 01-23-2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wakeboredb

There are no Chuck Norris movies on Blu-ray yet because the disks keep round house kicking their way out of the packaging.

No one is sure mere mortals would survive handling the disks anyways.

We need an animated smiley of Chuck roundhouse kicking.

01-23-2009, 02:23 PM	#37
jono_0101 Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Aug 2008 Location:St. Louis Blu-ray collection:164 Trading Score:7	chuck norris' beard is the only thing that can scratch a blu ray, and this is because the protective coating is made from his saliva, and chuck norris is the only thing that can hurt chuck norris, but we all know that if he were to hurt himself, blu ray would cease to exist, the world would implode, and we would all be stuck using HDDVD Last edited by jono_0101; 01-23-2009 at 04:25 PM.

01-23-2009, 07:30 PM	#39
JamesKurtovich Blu-ray Ninja Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Alaska Home Theater Gallery:6 Blu-ray collection:229 Blu-ray reviews:4 Trading Score:2	For studios that dare release a sub-par transfer of a BD Chuck Norris title, death is imminent. You don't need a subwoofer to compliment a Chuck Norris movie. His booming voice will always destroy it. Always. Chuck Norris Facts are hard. Last edited by JamesKurtovich; 01-23-2009 at 07:32 PM.

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Jeremy1983 Senior Member Member since:Aug 2008 Location:Laguna Beach, CA Blu-ray collection:140 Trading Score:4	Chuck Norris was originally cast as The Joker for The Dark Knight. However after screen tests, Warner decided that the film with Norris was "too dark and intense." So they re-cast with Heath Ledger. And we all know what happened to Heath.

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crackinhedz Super Moderator Member since:Feb 2007 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:8 Trading Score:19	All Bluray players automatically spit the disc out as soon as the movie is over in fear of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the eject button.

01-22-2009, 11:36 PM	#28
crackinhedz Super Moderator Member since:Feb 2007 Home Theater Gallery:10 Blu-ray reviews:8 Trading Score:19	Chuck Norris decided to buy a Bluray player on Feb. 19,2008. Later that afternoon HD-DVD declared quits. Thank you Chuck Norris.

01-23-2009, 01:44 AM	#30
bumpylemon Expert Member Member since:Feb 2008 Location:Worcester, Ma Blu-ray collection:51 Blu-ray reviews:1 Trading Score:26	check my sig... hahah

01-23-2009, 01:56 AM	#31
JasonR Super Moderator Top contributor Member since:Nov 2007 Trading Score:12	Nice thread!

01-23-2009, 03:24 AM	#32
bdmaster Member Member since:Dec 2008 Location:Syracuse Home Theater Gallery:3 Blu-ray collection:12	chuck norris stared down hd dvd into submission

01-23-2009, 05:08 AM	#34
Marquoz Blu-ray Samurai Member since:Jan 2008 Location:New Orleans Home Theater Gallery:4 Blu-ray collection:167 Trading Score:2	The hard coating on Blu-ray was invented because during a test run without the coating, Chuck Norris just picking up a Blu-ray shattered it into a million pieces.

01-23-2009, 07:25 PM	#38
wakeboredb Member Member since:Aug 2007 Location:PDX	There are no Chuck Norris movies on Blu-ray yet because the disks keep round house kicking their way out of the packaging. No one is sure mere mortals would survive handling the disks anyways.

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