My Burning Itch for Future Sex

[nycomet]

Yep, I have a burning itch to purchase another Blu-ray disc. This time, my sights are set for Justin Timberlake, once lead singer of that gay boy-band, N*SYNC. I don't usually go for "concert" discs, but this will be my first concert BD if I get it.

Previously, I snatched Madonna's audio CD of "Confessions On A Dancefloor" - the Live performance - which included an oldray DVD of the concert video along with the live audio CD. It was FAB-u-lisssssss to say the least.

Can Justin Timberlake come through as well in concert as Madonna did? After all, he is a FREAK! Remember when he popped the button off of Janet Jackson's halter top during the superbowl half time show? Wardrobe Malfunction my azz! That was a planned nipplectomy for LIVE television -- and the world LOVED it!

Regardless, I MUST soothe my burning itch with something fresh and exciting. Has anyone seen Justin Timberlake: FutureSex/LoveShow Live? If so, I need to know if this is going to be just another disgusting flesh feast (like Apocalypto). I do not want to sound like a prude, but if all Justin does is moan and groan and rub his sack - a la that now-white skeletal Michael Jackson - Yoko Ono look-alike - then I will have to pass on this BD and find something else to satisfy my burning itch.

(But definitely NOT that horrid WWE: WrestleMania 24 BD that is coming out on May 20th. That Big Show wrestler is a BEAST!)

I guess I could always get Alvin and the Chipmincks.

[Marcusarilius]

Originally Posted by nycomet

Yep, I have a burning itch to purchase another Blu-ray disc. This time, my sights are set for Justin Timberlake, once lead singer of that gay boy-band, N*SYNC. I don't usually go for "concert" discs, but this will be my first concert BD if I get it.

Previously, I snatched Madonna's audio CD of "Confessions On A Dancefloor" - the Live performance - which included an oldray DVD of the concert video along with the live audio CD. It was FAB-u-lisssssss to say the least.

Can Justin Timberlake come through as well in concert as Madonna did? After all, he is a FREAK! Remember when he popped the button off of Janet Jackson's halter top during the superbowl half time show? Wardrobe Malfunction my azz! That was a planned nipplectomy for LIVE television -- and the world LOVED it!

Regardless, I MUST soothe my burning itch with something fresh and exciting. Has anyone seen Justin Timberlake: FutureSex/LoveShow Live? If so, I need to know if this is going to be just another disgusting flesh feast (like Apocalypto). I do not want to sound like a prude, but if all Justin does is moan and groan and rub his sack - a la that now-white skeletal Michael Jackson - Yoko Ono look-alike - then I will have to pass on this BD and find something else to satisfy my burning itch.

(But definitely NOT that horrid WWE: WrestleMania 24 BD that is coming out on May 20th. That Big Show wrestler is a BEAST!)

I guess I could always get Alvin and the Chipmincks.

Might want to see a doctor about that!

[TENSE]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??

[nycomet]

Originally Posted by Marcusarilius

Might want to see a doctor about that!

It's Justin Timberlake!

[Caligula]

Originally Posted by nycomet

It's Justin Timberlake!

[nycomet]

I found Justin Timberlake's concert on YOU TUBE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKHRy-NOwZE

Looks pretty hot. I have decided to order the Justin Timberlake FutureSox Blu-ray disc after all.

Ooooh - how soothing.

[Marcusarilius]

Originally Posted by nycomet

It's Justin Timberlake!

Is he grabbing his shlong? With both hands? I suppose if I was a HAL 9000 computer, I might find him equally irrestistable.

But sense I'm not, I'm going to have to pass on all Jumbulia Timberline BD concerts or anything else he is likely to titty expose. Enjoy.

[Petra_Kalbrain]

If you are serious, I'd like to suggest a couple of alternate concert titles that would prove more enjoyable...

ELTON 60
Santana: Live At Montreux
Yes: Live At Montreux
Shakira: Oral Fixation Tour
Dave Mathews & Time Reynolds: Live at Radio City
Queen Rock Montreal
Chris Botti & Friends
The Last Waltz
U2: Rattle & Hum

I would buy each of these a second time before touching anything J.T.

[tommyboy81]

I click on the thread thinking its one thing and I get JT!? Very harsh early April Fools Joke. You got me though.

[TENSE]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[nycomet]

Originally Posted by Marcusarilius

Is he grabbing his shlong? With both hands? I suppose if I was a HAL 9000 computer, I might find him equally irrestistable.

But sense I'm not, I'm going to have to pass on all Jumbulia Timberline BD concerts or anything else he is likely to titty expose. Enjoy.

What's a schlong?

[tommyboy81]

Originally Posted by nycomet

Yep, I have a burning itch to purchase another Blu-ray disc. This time, my sights are set for Justin Timberlake, once lead singer of that gay boy-band, N*SYNC. I don't usually go for "concert" discs, but this will be my first concert BD if I get it.

Previously, I snatched Madonna's audio CD of "Confessions On A Dancefloor" - the Live performance - which included an oldray DVD of the concert video along with the live audio CD. It was FAB-u-lisssssss to say the least.

Can Justin Timberlake come through as well in concert as Madonna did? After all, he is a FREAK! Remember when he popped the button off of Janet Jackson's halter top during the superbowl half time show? Wardrobe Malfunction my azz! That was a planned nipplectomy for LIVE television -- and the world LOVED it!

Regardless, I MUST soothe my burning itch with something fresh and exciting. Has anyone seen Justin Timberlake: FutureSex/LoveShow Live? If so, I need to know if this is going to be just another disgusting flesh feast (like Apocalypto). I do not want to sound like a prude, but if all Justin does is moan and groan and rub his sack - a la that now-white skeletal Michael Jackson - Yoko Ono look-alike - then I will have to pass on this BD and find something else to satisfy my burning itch.

(But definitely NOT that horrid WWE: WrestleMania 24 BD that is coming out on May 20th. That Big Show wrestler is a BEAST!)

I guess I could always get Alvin and the Chipmincks.

Petroleum Jelly works great. It should help.

[tommyboy81]

Originally Posted by nycomet

What's a schlong?

We'll leave it at that.

[Marcusarilius]

Originally Posted by nycomet

What's a schlong?

A Shwartz!

[nycomet]

Originally Posted by TENSE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Oh, I see that you also like Justin. Me too.

Originally Posted by tommyboy81

Petroleum Jelly works great. It should help.

Wow, Thanks! I'll slap some on. If it doesn't work I will try a vinegar/honey blend.

I wonder what Marcusorallips uses to soothe his burning itch? I'm guessing its the sticky security tapes peeled off of his BD copy of 300.

[nycomet]

Originally Posted by Marcusarilius

A Shwartz!

What's a Scwartz? Didn't he produce The Brady Bunch series?

[Marcusarilius]

Originally Posted by nycomet

Oh, I see that you also like Justin. Me too.



Wow, Thanks! I'll slap some on. If it doesn't work I will try a vinegar/honey blend.

I wonder what Marcusorallips uses to soothe his burning itch? I'm guessing its the sticky security tapes peeled off of his BD copy of 300.

Sandpaper, 200 grain. I like it rough.

There will be blood!

[TENSE]

Originally Posted by nycomet

What's a schlong?

Its a Billy Dickson.

[tommyboy81]

Originally Posted by Marcusarilius

Sandpaper, 200 grain. I like it rough.

There will be blood!

Talk about a bad rash.

[Marcusarilius]

Originally Posted by nycomet

What's a Scwartz? Didn't he produce The Brady Bunch series?

It looks like a huge...

JOHNSON!!!