My Burning Itch for Future Sex

[tommyboy81]

Originally Posted by nycomet

Yep, I have a burning itch to purchase another Blu-ray disc. This time, my sights are set for Justin Timberlake, once lead singer of that gay boy-band, N*SYNC. I don't usually go for "concert" discs, but this will be my first concert BD if I get it.

Previously, I snatched Madonna's audio CD of "Confessions On A Dancefloor" - the Live performance - which included an oldray DVD of the concert video along with the live audio CD. It was FAB-u-lisssssss to say the least.

Can Justin Timberlake come through as well in concert as Madonna did? After all, he is a FREAK! Remember when he popped the button off of Janet Jackson's halter top during the superbowl half time show? Wardrobe Malfunction my azz! That was a planned nipplectomy for LIVE television -- and the world LOVED it!

Regardless, I MUST soothe my burning itch with something fresh and exciting. Has anyone seen Justin Timberlake: FutureSex/LoveShow Live? If so, I need to know if this is going to be just another disgusting flesh feast (like Apocalypto). I do not want to sound like a prude, but if all Justin does is moan and groan and rub his sack - a la that now-white skeletal Michael Jackson - Yoko Ono look-alike - then I will have to pass on this BD and find something else to satisfy my burning itch.

(But definitely NOT that horrid WWE: WrestleMania 24 BD that is coming out on May 20th. That Big Show wrestler is a BEAST!)

I guess I could always get Alvin and the Chipmincks.

Petroleum Jelly works great. It should help.