Wii Sales Dropping

[NARMAK]

It seems Nintendo's Wii *coughs, seems to have dropped in sales by 23% in march. Seems little Timmy doesn't have mates coming over to his house to play on his Wii ( ) as much as he did when they first got it.

Little Timmy's friend count for playing on the Wii ()

Week 1: All of his friends

Week 2: 3/4 of Little Timmy's friends

Week 3: 1/2 of Little Timmy's friends

Week 4: 1/4 of Little Timmy's his friends

Week 5: Every friend of Little Timmy's is suspiciously ILL and can't come over to his house to play *cough, Parents got em *cough some Wii's ( )