Dumbest Criminal Ever

[fatediesel]

So a lady comes home to find her house has been robbed. She noticed her computer was on and finds that odd because she had turned her computer off. She looks at the computer and finds out that the burglar had used her computer to check his Facebook account, and hadn't logged out. Police then arrested the burglar, Jonathan Parker, and charged him with felony burglary.

http://blogofhilarity.com/2009/09/17...ctims-computer

[SDon1969]

Hahaha! That's right up there with the story I heard on morning radio the other day. Two girls break into a place of business, and take photos of themselves in the act. When they leave - they forget the digital camera and were soon busted. Ouch!

[MaCruz]

What a dummy! LOL. While I'm sniffin her panties, let me log in to Facebook and post pics. LOL!

[Batman1980]

The worst one I've heard of is the idiot who robbed a place and then wrecked his car into the house on his way out.

[P@t_Mtl]

Wow a typical Doctor Evil

[Chordata]

That is awesome.

It's like that guy who killed the poor Yale student. He works in the same lab. Everyone knows he's in love with her. If he actually did it, then stashed her body in the lab they BOTH worked at, then STAYED there as the news was becoming front-page news, he ranks up there as one of the dumbest ever.

I think all criminals are inherently dumb. Thus the need to be a criminal.

[supersix4]

Originally Posted by O_V_N

That is awesome.

It's like that guy who killed the poor Yale student. He works in the same lab. Everyone knows he's in love with her. If he actually did it, then stashed her body in the lab they BOTH worked at, then STAYED there as the news was becoming front-page news, he ranks up there as one of the dumbest ever.

I think all criminals are inherently dumb. Thus the need to be a criminal.

lol the facebook one is bad ahahahahahahaahaha I think that deserves an NFL countdown COME ON MAN!

[MyBlu-rayBrotherEd]

A candidate for the Darwin awards, only he didn't die.

[jono_0101]

Originally Posted by O_V_N

That is awesome.

It's like that guy who killed the poor Yale student. He works in the same lab. Everyone knows he's in love with her. If he actually did it, then stashed her body in the lab they BOTH worked at, then STAYED there as the news was becoming front-page news, he ranks up there as one of the dumbest ever.

I think all criminals are inherently dumb. Thus the need to be a criminal.

and this is where the vicious cycle begins

[Forrestandjen07]

Reminds me when one of the Uva football players went to a party, He was drinking(under age), and posted the pictures of him doing so on his facebook, Idiot was cought, and removed from the team. not sure what else happend to him. was fine with me tho becuase he wasnt that good of a qb

[tommyboy81]

There was one I heard of 2 guys trying to break into the store. Instead of going through the door they use a brick to throw at the window. One guy thinks that if they wrap it with something soft it won't be as loud. They grab a piece of paper from the car to wrap it. They throw it through the window and the alarm goes off. They high tail it out of there. The police arrest them an hour later because the paper he used happened to be his car title.

[Al_The_Strange]

That is one funny story.

I am reminded of one episode of a show (might have been "World's Wildest Police Videos" or something) where they show a drunk guy in jail, being watched by a policeman. The guy runs straight into the brick wall. Then he says, "You see that? I can do it again."

[Diesel]

I'd say this is the dumbest one I've ever heard

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) - Two teenage boys are under arrest after they attempted to rob a police station.

Port St. Lucie police say the two boys - ages 12 and 14 - walked into the lobby of a regional station Wednesday afternoon and demanded money from an aide behind the glass enclosure.

Police say the 12-year-old hid one hand under his jacket as if he had a gun. Another aide ran into the back screaming for help.

Within minutes, a half dozen officers, some with guns drawn, burst into the lobby and arrested the boys. Both are charged with attempted armed robbery.

Police spokesman Rob Vega says the kids were laughing and remarked, "We'll be famous now."

[Lord_Stewie]

Originally Posted by Diesel

I'd say this is the dumbest one I've ever heard

lol. How dumb could they get.

[Darkhawk9587]

Originally Posted by fatediesel

So a lady comes home to find her house has been robbed. She noticed her computer was on and finds that odd because she had turned her computer off. She looks at the computer and finds out that the burglar had used her computer to check his Facebook account, and hadn't logged out. Police then arrested the burglar, Jonathan Parker, and charged him with felony burglary.

http://blogofhilarity.com/2009/09/17...ctims-computer

Fail.

[ThereWillBeBud]

Originally Posted by tommyboy81

There was one I heard of 2 guys trying to break into the store. Instead of going through the door they use a brick to throw at the window. One guy thinks that if they wrap it with something soft it won't be as loud. They grab a piece of paper from the car to wrap it. They throw it through the window and the alarm goes off. They high tail it out of there. The police arrest them an hour later because the paper he used happened to be his car title.

Hahah reminds me of the Big Lebowski. "Is this your homework, Larry!?!"

[OrlandoEastwood]

Originally Posted by ThereWasBlood

Hahah reminds me of the Big Lebowski. "Is this your homework, Larry!?!"

This is what happen when you find a STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!!

I laugh at the TV edit.

[ThereWillBeBud]

Originally Posted by OrlandoEastwood

This is what happen when you find a STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!!

I laugh at the TV edit.

Haha I remember seeing that on comedy central a few years ago. Didn't they also use "This is what happens when you feed a soldier scrambled eggs"? Best censorship ever.