Favorite Stupid Star Wars Episode I-III Line

[HDJK]

Originally Posted by jk1138

All the Diolog in EP I following "Are you an angle..." when Anakin first meets Padme.

[stockstar1138]

Originally Posted by jk1138

All the Diolog in EP I following "Are you an angle..." when Anakin first meets Padme.

oh yes, i remember that one fondly.

Anakin: Are you an angle.

Padme: Why yes, in fact I'm a 64 degree one.

[ezcobar411]

Originally Posted by stockstar1138

The one that takes the cake is when jar jar addresses the Senate and begins with, "Dellow Felegates".

I hate Jar Jar

[Matt X]

Originally Posted by JJxiv1215

Because they have so many more than the original 3.

One of mine would be

"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" - Anakin

Dark Lords of the Sith should never say 'from my point of view' - that was trying to bring in Obi Wan wayyy too much from Episode VI.

I agree w/you re: the quality of writing in 1-3 vs. 4-6. so to answer your question, I would say that ALL of the lines were stupid, and NONE were a "favorite". George Lucas is a hack.

[Razzy]

The only thing stupid about these line is aren't enough of them from Darth Maul. IMO he should of had more lines.

“Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the trace was correct, I will find them quickly, Master.”

“At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.”

“Yes, my Master.”

Should've been talking a little smack while fighting the 2 Jedi.

[stockstar1138]

Originally Posted by Razzy

The only thing stupid about these line is aren't enough of them from Darth Maul. IMO he should of had more lines.

“Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the trace was correct, I will find them quickly, Master.”

“At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.”

“Yes, my Master.”

Should've been talking a little smack while fighting the 2 Jedi.

i think they did Maul perfectly. He revealed so little of himself that it just fans salivate for more, which is what a movie should do. They did a similar thing with Boba Fett in the original trilogy however it was uninetentional, they gave maul a much better death though.

[phelps]

one word MIDICHLORINS

Why try and explain away the force. Why not let the force be the force. When I heard this in the movie there was one big audience groan.

[Sylin]

Originally Posted by Blaumann

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"



(of course a Jedi NEVER deals in absolutes like "dark side of the force" = baaaaad / "the force" = goooood)

Or the fact that the line "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is... an absolute.

[phelps]

Originally Posted by stockstar1138

oh yes, i remember that one fondly.

Anakin: Are you an angle.

Padme: Why yes, in fact I'm a 64 degree one.

are you being obtuse?

[Razzy]

Originally Posted by jk1138

All the Diolog in EP I following "Are you an angle..." when Anakin first meets Padme.

Yes, those lines of dialog are quite painful.

[sj001]

Just about half of the lines in Episode I are a joke... what a disgrace that movie is to the series.

[Joe Cain]

Originally Posted by phelps

are you being obtuse?

But Padme's acutey...

Originally Posted by phelps

one word MIDICHLORINS

Why try and explain away the force. Why not let the force be the force. When I heard this in the movie there was one big audience groan.

Lame indeed. Sounded like a ripoff of L'Engle's A Wind in the Door.

[radagast]

Originally Posted by Blaumann

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"



(of course a Jedi NEVER deals in absolutes like "dark side of the force" = baaaaad / "the force" = goooood)

+1

[radagast]

Originally Posted by phelps

are you being obtuse?

Either than or acute.

[red_5ive]

Originally Posted by jurassic_pork

I hear you on Hayden's acting. The thing that I would like to know is if this was done on purpose or if George Lucas wanted it this way? I've seen other movies with Hayden and he has not been as bad, so I ask myself what the fud? on his Star Wars performance. Were they going for the over the top look here?

I remember seeing an interview with Natalie Portman just after EPII released, and the question was asked about Lucas' directing style. She said he didn't really direct them, he only did exactly 6 takes of every scene and that was it. Of course, she said it in a manner that was PC as to not disrespect Lucas, but her point was clear.

[DealsR4theDevil]

Originally Posted by phelps

one word MIDICHLORINS

Why try and explain away the force. Why not let the force be the force. When I heard this in the movie there was one big audience groan.

As sad as it sounds, I read somewhere that the only reason MIDICHLORINS were added into the movies was to prevent overzealous fans from making a religion out of the force (similar to Scientology which, correct me if I am wrong, originated from a work of fiction). The article said that MIDICHLORINS made the whole force thing to outlandish, which would discourage anyone from trying to make a religion out of it.

[ajkj9]

i have a friend in the army that said on your dog tags you can actually have it say jedi as a religion lol

[Dotpattern]

Originally Posted by Razzy

The most famous of course is:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

http://darthno.ytmnd.com/

I cringe every time.

It's put to good use here...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dlNMUrsz8gM

[GCW2216]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! There were prequels to Star Wars Episode IV??????

[The Don]

Originally Posted by Razzy

The most famous of course is:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

http://darthno.ytmnd.com/

I cringe every time.

funny...one of my favorites is when Luke screams NOOOOOOOOOO!! when he finds out that Darth Vader is his father..

it was kind of corny looking back on it...but when I 1st saw it, it was greatness...the original movies sucked me in more than the new ones...

plus I feel like I've seen everything to a point where it's rare I see something refreshing...but when I was about 5...that was IT...