Funniest Movie Quotes

[BigLuvJason]

Originally Posted by blu-backer

"Willie Mays Hayes, run like Mays, hit like Hayes."
"You may run like Mays, but you hit like $hit."

oh sorry.....HA

[crackinhedz]

[Loc Dog fills out a job application]

“I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed, and all types of ill sh*t.”

[silversnake]

Originally Posted by wsciv123

Here's a few goodies for you....


Billy Madison:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/idiotic.wav

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

http://www.kolumbus.fi/jon.haglund/wav/fb_noschool.wav

Full Metal Jacket:

http://www.saunalahti.fi/frog1/wavs/ugly.wav
http://www.kolumbus.fi/jon.haglund/wav/fmj_vomit.wav

Good Morning Vietnam:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/gmvietnam.wav

Jackie Brown:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/ak47.wav

Snakes On A Plane:

http://jonhs.com/moviesounds/wavs/soap_enough.wav

The Long Kiss Goodnight:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/assume.wav

haha good stuff. i love jackie brown , i need to see it again. Billy Madison as well. good stuff


anything from pulp fiction , big lebowski works

[crackinhedz]

Originally Posted by wsciv123

Full Metal Jacket:

http://www.saunalahti.fi/frog1/wavs/ugly.wav
http://www.kolumbus.fi/jon.haglund/wav/fmj_vomit.wav

I always thought this line was really funny too...

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/movies/...l/like_you.mp3 (minor profanity)

[CobraComander]

Buford T. Justice
“Soon as I get home, the first thing I’m gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth”
and ya can never forget
"for some reason or another you sounded taller on radio"
some of the best movie lines ever.

[doctorsteve]

Originally Posted by Blu-ray Fanatic

M-O-O-N, that spells ______

I know what Old Lady Semple said, but I ain't tellin' ya.


One of My favorites: "He say you Brade Runna!"

[AbsentAbe]

- Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

- I wanna help more than anything, but my Uncle Soondead and Aunt Gonnabiteit need me to help with the harvest.
- Wait a second, what are their names?
- Soondead and Gonnabiteit? ...Oh my gosh!

Various lines from Thumb Wars

[Chris60119]

Anything from Snatch

[crazybat_07]

From the CannonBall Run:

Dom Deluise: Nice car Father.

Dean Martin: Thank You, *******.

[doctorsteve]

Originally Posted by frettless5

Anything from Snatch

Especially from Brad Pitt

[Big Daddy]

Almost any line from Mel Brooks' movies. Here is a sample.

From High Anxiety
Nurse Diesel: Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

From Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Maid Marian: Oh, darling, don't despair! For it is written on a scroll: "One day, he, who is destined for me, shall be endowed with a magical key, that will bring an end to my... virginity."

From Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Dr. Steward: Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as theology and philosophy.
Van Helsing: And gynaecology.
Dr. Steward: Oh, I didn't know you had your hand in that, too.

From Blazing Saddles
Lili Von Shtupp: [singing] I'm tired of men always coming and going, going and coming - and always too soon.
Lili Von Shtupp: [to the audience] Right, girls?

[HMtheJJ]

nothing is funnier than smart lines from Will and Grace!!! oh no

for example: such like when Karen entered a laundry mat,

Karen: "what is this? it's pretty here"

knock on the laundry machine glass door and asked: "where are the fish?"

Jack: " oh Kareee, it's a laundry mat, it's a place where people wash their clothes and reuse them"

Karen: laugh " oh.. it's just poor people thinking clever, wondering why they couldn't figure out a way to make more money!"

[The Lion King]

Originally Posted by HMtheJJ

nothing is funnier than smart lines from Will and Grace!!! oh no

for example: such like when Karen entered a laundry mat,

Karen: "what is this? it's pretty here"

knock on the laundry machine glass door and asked: "where are the fish?"

Jack: " oh Kareee, it's a laundry mat, it's a place where people wash their clothes and reuse them"

Karen: laugh " oh.. it's just poor people thinking clever, wondering why they couldn't figure out a way to make more money!"

I love Will and Grace! It's seriously as funny as Friends. Karen is just hilarious.

[jocka06]

Walk hard: The Dewey Cox Story

"It doesn't say Cox on the box until i say it tastes like Cox"

Amazing line (Just ordered it on Blu - Can't wait to watch it)

[BoomerKS]

Austin Powers: There are only two things in this world that scare me and one is nuclear war.
Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

[Marine Mike]

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[Grant Matrix]

One of the funniest quotes I ever saw in a movie from Live Free or Die Hard

Lucy McClane saying to Matt Farrell as they are led away by the bad guys:

"Why don't you take a moment and dig deep within yourself for a larger set of balls because you're gonna need them before this day is over"

[Grant Matrix]

Some of the other best quotes in all of movie history come from Evil Dead/Army of Darkness .... and Duke Nukem 3D since a lot of the one liners there are from ED/AOD!!

"you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."

"Come get some"

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

"Swallow this"

"Groovy"

[HMtheJJ]

Originally Posted by The Lion King

I love Will and Grace! It's seriously as funny as Friends. Karen is just hilarious.

i dont know anything is funnier than Will and Grace, the thing is their lines are so pop cultured, and so IN, also they are all smart lines, not something like say: Seinfeld, or any other sitcoms and shows, just not the same level.


Karen: laugh "oh this is so delicious, it must be fattening"



Will: "I finally konw what I am going to do. Writing"

Karen: "oh (laugh) oh, And I know what I am not going to do. Reading"



Jack to Will (over tweaked his eyebrow, almost none left, looks like a geisha): "let me see, oh god, you over tweaked again, hmm, cannot be saved. My advice is, wear Kimono, put chopsticks in your hair, and speak only when you are spoken to"

[Beta Man]

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