Favorite Stupid Star Wars Episode I-III Line

[Damiesmallz]

Originally Posted by stockstar1138

The one that takes the cake is when jar jar addresses the Senate and begins with, "Dellow Felegates".

LMAO

You guys can say what you want about the prequels, but I thought Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson were excellent. Episode 1 also contains easily one of the best fight scenes ever. Although it is cut in with a kid flying through space going, "Wooahhh". I really hate that kid

[phelps]

Originally Posted by Damiesmallz

LMAO

You guys can say what you want about the prequels, but I thought Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson were excellent. Episode 1 also contains easily one of the best fight scenes ever. Although it is cut in with a kid flying through space going, "Wooahhh". I really hate that kid

The fight scene could have been way better. There was not a enough of Darth Maul. He could have been easily the best sith ever if Lucas would have showed how much of a bad____ he was. Seriously only two fight scenes. At least we could have had a "cantina" scene where he goes in and tears the place up. George should have used that double light sabre.

[Matt X]

Originally Posted by phelps

one word MIDICHLORINS

Why try and explain away the force. Why not let the force be the force. When I heard this in the movie there was one big audience groan.

...I totally agree. This is a PRIME example of Lucas being a hack - he probably heard some crappy grade school report from one of his kids on parts of the cell, titled "Mitochondria", and decided to rip THAT off to pad out ep.I - I can't believe Liam Neeson was able to make that explanation on film w/a straight face. If I were him, I would've hoped that scene would have been filmed after most of the movie was in the can, so I could tell Lucas how goddamned stupid that line was and he couldn't fire me.

[Ferris]

Originally Posted by Razzy

The most famous of course is:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

http://darthno.ytmnd.com/

I cringe every time.

+1MM For cryin' out loud, I thought I was the only one!

In that moment, Darth Vader went from being the most evil villain (IMO, people) to one step in front of Dr. Evil... Yeah, that's WAY down on the list!

[phelps]

as a huge star wars fan, EP I moved way to slow. EP II was better but Anakin was to whiny to be the "one to bring balance to the force". EP III was the best of the prequels, but Anakin's and Padme's relationship was to unbelievable.

BTW if took the Jedi cousel over 18 freaking years to solve the mystery of the Sith then they got what they deserved. didn't it seem that they were always talking bout solving the mystery? Geez, George made them look like idoits.

[Sane]

Originally Posted by stockstar1138

The one that takes the cake is when jar jar addresses the Senate and begins with, "Dellow Felegates".

Can anyone else picture George Lucas writing the screenplay at his desk with a big smirk on his face going "Ahhh Georgie - where DO you come up with these?!?".

I think he got so wrapped up into keeping everything a secret, that he opted not to test market some of his ideas - namely Jar Jar. I dragged my girlfriend to go see it after talking about it for weeks and then was totally embarrassed. I know that he was put in there for the kids, but the ones who were there weren't laughing either.

[ILOVEBLU!]

mine is i i i killed them everyone single one of them and not just the men but the women and the children to i hate them there like animals and i slaughtered them like animals cant keep a straight face when watching that scene very poorly delivered line

[haushausman]

Originally Posted by JJxiv1215

Because they have so many more than the original 3.

One of mine would be

"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" - Anakin

+1. It may be the worst line in any movie ever. Seriously, how the hell did that make it on the final screenplay.

I tend to think that many of these, "no shit sherlock", super obvious lines, are put in for the younger audiences.

Like in Spider-man 2:

Mary Jane, "You do love me."
Peter, "I do."
Mary Jane, "Even though you said you didn't."

YES YOU DUMB WH*RE!!!!! That line kills me every time. But maybe they had to leave it in to clarify with the 10 year olds.

i.e.
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" - Anakin

Seriously?... did we need to verbally announce what is obviously already known... and make it cheesy to boot?

That's my two cents on it...

[Darth-Blu]

"Anakin, you're breaking my heart!" - Padme

A great line used for several months around my house. Absolutely over-acted.

[Sylin]

Episodes 1-3 honestly seem like really GREAT movies that are being re-played through the mind of an 11 year-old screenwriter wannabe as he describes it to his prepubescent friends.

The whole premise is really good, but the dialog was crap, the acting was HORRIBLE and WAY over-the-top (except for Samuel L, Liam and Yoda), and there was too much unnecessary fluff that could've been done without (Jar Jar, pod racing, midichlorians, immaculate conception, etc).

"There was no father. I carried him. I raised him. I can't explain what happened." (Makes you wonder how many times the Mos Eisley WIC office hears THAT excuse!)

Hopefully one day soon, GL will die from his beard-hair growing back into his skull and someone else will helm LucasFilm so we can get some REAL prequels made. Not to mention I'd love the Timothy Zahn books made into film.

[MATTYBLU2]

Originally Posted by Matt X

...I totally agree. This is a PRIME example of Lucas being a hack - he probably heard some crappy grade school report from one of his kids on parts of the cell, titled "Mitochondria", and decided to rip THAT off to pad out ep.I - I can't believe Liam Neeson was able to make that explanation on film w/a straight face. If I were him, I would've hoped that scene would have been filmed after most of the movie was in the can, so I could tell Lucas how goddamned stupid that line was and he couldn't fire me.

what does liam care about the lines, he got paid very well for his role.

[MATTYBLU2]

Originally Posted by ikcizokm

Episodes 1-3 honestly seem like really GREAT movies that are being re-played through the mind of an 11 year-old screenwriter wannabe as he describes it to his prepubescent friends.

The whole premise is really good, but the dialog was crap, the acting was HORRIBLE and WAY over-the-top (except for Samuel L, Liam and Yoda), and there was too much unnecessary fluff that could've been done without (Jar Jar, pod racing, midichlorians, immaculate conception, etc).

"There was no father. I carried him. I raised him. I can't explain what happened." (Makes you wonder how many times the Mos Eisley WIC office hears THAT excuse!)

Hopefully one day soon, GL will die from his beard-hair growing back into his skull and someone else will helm LucasFilm so we can get some REAL prequels made. Not to mention I'd love the Timothy Zahn books made into film.

Star wars is fantastic either way you slice it. the greatest series ever made and highest grossing as well. yes lucas has his flaws, but he is also worth billions from this series he created. cant take that away from him.

i do agree that the whole fight scene with maul could have been longer and more detailed saber fighting. he was a bad a$$ sith lord, too bad an appretice took him down

[phelps]

You know the funny thing is, as much as we complain about the movies, we will all more than likely be buying them as soon as they come out on blu.

[jk1138]

Originally Posted by phelps

You know the funny thing is, as much as we complain about the movies, we will all more than likely be buying them as soon as they come out on blu.

I will be the 1st on line, but to be clear I am not complaning, I like ever the corny diolog

[Sylin]

Originally Posted by phelps

You know the funny thing is, as much as we complain about the movies, we will all more than likely be buying them as soon as they come out on blu.

Damn you for pointing out my fanboy flaws.

When they come out on Blu, I'll buy them all and watch them in order. And then I will never watch Episodes 1-3 ever again.

[Blu-Raider]

Originally Posted by jk1138

"Are you an angle..."

That was rather obtuse

[Marcusarilius]

Originally Posted by glenn22

"Meesa Jar-Jar Binks"

Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[GORT]

Originally Posted by Rob71

Qui-Gon Jinn
The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent.

That line covers about 100% of the posts in a DUD site

[GORT]

Originally Posted by phelps

The fight scene could have been way better. There was not a enough of Darth Maul. He could have been easily the best sith ever if Lucas would have showed how much of a bad____ he was. Seriously only two fight scenes. At least we could have had a "cantina" scene where he goes in and tears the place up. George should have used that double light sabre.

[U4K61]

I like all of them. Any one of them on blu would help finish off DUD.